Michael

Yup. Not brainwashed at all, not a bit.

She seems totally normal

I have one plugged into my computer, one in my bag, one in the drawer, and 2 on my desk at work.... Because I kept forgetting where I put them so I put them everywhere

"The problem with AI isn't that it can do your job. It can't. The problem with AI is that your MBA-brained boss's boss doesn't know how your job works and thinks AI can do your job at fractions of a penny on the dollar, and hears the siren song of 'maximize shareholder value'."

MBA-brain is real.

A chocolate tequila negroni in a rocks glass

Don't mind me, just pouring a drink and disassociating tonight

Not even 8am and I want to start day drinking

a man wearing glasses and a suit is making a face Alt: a man wearing glasses and a suit (Dwight from the Office) is making an exasperated facial expression

Jay, I need you to not give them anymore ideas

That's amazing!

Show me one gif from Star Trek that perfectly embodies your aura

I agree that the Easter Bunny is hilarious

If at any point tomorrow you’re overcome with a sudden wave of foolishness, please do the responsible thing: log out immediately, locate the nearest grassy knoll, and press your face directly into it.

Jack looks like a well loved stuffed animal. What a sweet baby

Without due process you, the government doesn't have to prove you committed a crime. They merely need assert it. Or not even that.
Without due process for all, you don't have due process for any.
The worst of the worst guilty criminals deserve due process, because *I* deserve due process.

Team Bandit, the side eye is fantastic

Hahahahhahahhahhahahahahhahahhahaha.... No

Not me sitting in a speakeasy discussing why the Oxford comma is superior, no sir

Really proud of you. Also, I am not nearly confident enough to post shirtless, mad respect for that too

I DECLARE LOTS* OF STEPS!

*but not today because we we're introducing Lord of the Rings to our kids

Is there an application or do I just have to announce it loudly?

The big fella basically suplexing his own team mate for the ASU touchdown had me cackling

I see that as a perfectly healthy foundation for a relationship

I want that doner

I know units that would have done it just because it could shred morale one last time before the holidays

I do information security compliance and risk management. No one ever wants to read what I do.

And 30% in NYC... Math is hard

That looks delicious

Bright Eyes!

I am very confident that I could bring the plane to the ground. I am also very confident that no one would survive the experience.