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@briancortijo.bsky.social

he/him Freelance TTRPG designer. Tired. I'm an author, a gamer, a geek, and a cornball. Beware of serial commas.

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Latest posts by briancortijo.bsky.social on Bluesky

They can pry my em dashesβ€”and my serial commas, for that matterβ€”from my cold, gnarled, disused hands.

24.10.2025 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My first reaction was "they didn't!"

But, knowing exactly the kind of person that makes those sorts of proclamations, I'm rather sure they did.

Solidarity, friend. Never work for free.

20.10.2025 00:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What's that? I only have 8 hours left to order this with a 10% discount? I guess I'd better get on it, then!

Wait. What do you mean I "already ordered one..."?

08.10.2025 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every single federal judgeβ€”up to and including SCOTUSβ€”ought to be looking at the actions of this government and reminding themselves exactly what the Bill of Rights was put in place to prevent from happening.

Because it's happening and these "originalists" are **shamefully** bad at it.

03.10.2025 05:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kobold Press Is Hiring Social Media Manager About Kobold Press Kobold Press is a renowned independent publisher of tabletop roleplaying games, best known for terrifying monsters, compelling adventures, and 5E-compatible products. Our passion is storytellingβ€”from the dark c

Kobold Press is hiring!

Social Media Manager: Someone who loves TTRPGs & wants to lead the charge on digital engagement.

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APPLY TODAY -- koboldpress.com/kobold-pres...

09.09.2025 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 187    πŸ” 155    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 2

New video coming out tomorrow!

08.09.2025 14:13 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Unless there's a portion of the video that talks about a yang mori being used as a sort of makeshift helmet in some historical battle, I'm not sure how it's relevant to your interests.

25.08.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't see any crackers, either.

20.08.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

F's/horns/salutes of respect, Hat. Ya done well, kid. Time to rest now.

20.08.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NYC misses you back!

11.08.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This has been gnawing at me for a week now, so I'm going to just say it.

If you are social climber in a relatively small space, people see you.

You may get where you want, but stepping on and over people isn't the way to do it, even with a smile on your face.

Good luck on the way down.

11.08.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Huge thanks to all of our attendees, guests, and to Wizards and WizKids for providing support. Personally, as the organizer, Candlekeep is a highlight of my year. I can’t wait to do it again.

See y’all next NerdTown!

01.08.2025 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Attendees of Candlekeep Presents at Gen Con 2025 holding up loot provided by WizKids.

Attendees of Candlekeep Presents at Gen Con 2025 holding up loot provided by WizKids.

We also were the victims of some overwhelming generosity by the team at @wizkids.bsky.social , who provided a bunch of minis to give away. Just look at these grateful Realms fans, and this is just a fraction!

01.08.2025 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
The Candlekeep 2025 pin, with a rising Sun behind three hills and wispy clouds obscuring some of the sun’s rays.

The Candlekeep 2025 pin, with a rising Sun behind three hills and wispy clouds obscuring some of the sun’s rays.

Happy Gen Con Friday!

Last night was our annual Candlekeep Presents gathering, where we come together to share our love of the Forgotten Realms.

In addition to our usual shenanigans and our annual pins, we were able to give out some lovely swag from Wizards @dndbeyond.bsky.social.

01.08.2025 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A new pack of UNO cards.

A new pack of UNO cards.

Ready to end some friendships at Gen Con.

29.07.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Take the time to hype your friends. To the public, to their faces, whatever the moment calls for. It costs you nothing but a few seconds, but it's proof that their well-being matters to you even when it doesn't benefit you in the least.

22.07.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fly, but be sure you have a nest to soar back home to.

30.06.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want people to succeed. I want to see all the creative stuff they have to offer. But I want them to eat, to live safely, to be *secure* first.

Take risks in life, sure. But don't sacrifice your security pursuing things that won't sufficiently reward you for your efforts.

30.06.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But it's not just the precarious nature of creative fields.

It's also that the grind mentality means that so often, people can't or don't or won't spend the time to work on the necessary security.

30.06.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've seen so very many people, from my age down to ten, fifteen years youngerβ€”supremely talented folksβ€”word very hard on creative endeavors but fail to turn those *gigs* into *careers* because the support systems and infrastructures aren't there.

30.06.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Some uncomfortable truths:

As I get older, I realize more and more that being happy is less about feeling fulfilled than it is about being secure to pursue fulfillment. And security often requires a lot of hard, boring, sustained work before it materializes.

30.06.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You know, a super-lottery win would be absolutely awesome, but I'd be more than happy to suddenly find enough money to ensure gainful employment and appropriate medical/dental/mental healthcare coverage for a bunch of folk for a year or two.

I'm just fine, but I've got some folks I'd LOVE to cover.

25.03.2025 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hire. Her.

And me. Hire us both.

But right now,

HIRE. HER.

26.02.2025 19:46 β€” πŸ‘ 102    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No, you didn't. Apologies. I wasn't meaning to disagree or put words in your mouth at all.

The OP seemed to suggest that a proper wage was a stretch goal, rather than a baseline for the project. I should have been much clearer.

26.02.2025 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed, to the extent that the crowdfunding campaign guarantees the creatives a minimum standard of pay before stretch goals.

Otherwise, it's forcing creatives to spend extra time as marketers in the hopes of getting paid appropriately. A pay boost is great, but a proper *initial* rate is better.

26.02.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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urbanbohemian - Twitch Back from MagicCon, let's catch up! x The Marsha P. Johnson Institute | !charity !donate !clip | @urbanbohemian πŸ’– πŸ³β€πŸŒˆ | !pronouns [CC]

Work was getting worky and I was trying to set up an overhead cam, so I'm a little late but... live on #Twitch with some MagicCon Chicago wrap up, show & tell and some MTG Arena?

twitch.tv/urbanbohemian πŸ’–

25.02.2025 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I dunno. At a certain level, I'm okay with paying for a luxury like Netflix if the service continues to improve.

What irks me is when content disappears or shows I like get canceled and then they tell us they want to hike up the price. As if they didn't just save a bunch of money with a write-off.

27.01.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Is it Ethical to Keep Your Friend as a Pet if They Turn to a Werewolf and Other Queries (Panel)
YouTube video by ladyluck34 Is it Ethical to Keep Your Friend as a Pet if They Turn to a Werewolf and Other Queries (Panel)

Missed this panel at PAX Unplugged 2024? Now you can watch 'Is it ethical to keep your friend as a pet if they turn to a werewolf and other queries' on YouTube!!
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjtA...

17.12.2024 19:29 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 5
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a penguin pushing a button that says wen on it Alt: a penguin pushing a button that says wen on it
26.11.2024 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a man with a beard says hello there Alt: Obi-Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor) from Star Wars: Episode III, rising from the bottom of the screen and saying "Hello There"

Oh, hello there.

19.11.2024 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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