Jules

I think that would be more like the ground opening up and swallowing them.

The president of Puerto Rico is on every page of the Epstein Files.

Accurate

Smiling chihuahua with black and tan shepherd coloring, bug eyes and missing front tooth.

this is what you get when you soak a german shepherd in mountain dew

😂

He looks like Leland from the Evil tv series.

He’s on a toilet shitposting on his phone?

Trees are lovely.

That’s lovely.

Judge Immergut quotes James Madison from the
Records of the Federal Convention of 1787: “A standing
military force, with an overgrown Executive will not long be safe companions to liberty. The
means of defence [against] foreign danger, have been always the instruments of tyranny at
home.”

Quick while the government is shut down somebody start a new one.

So whites only in attendance?

It’s not really art if there’s no actual artist. We’re attracted to art because someone is communicating with us. Letting us into their head, soul, imagination. Sharing themselves.

STOP KILLING PEOPLE YOU FUCKING TWATS

Goodnight.

ICE agents raid South Shore apartments; Trump says Chicago could become military training ground ICE agents raided a South Shore apartment building overnight as the city braces for a possible military deployment.

“ABC7 spoke to Pertissue Fisher, a woman who lives in the building. She said ICE agents took everyone in the building, including her, and asked questions later….’They was bringing the kids down, too, had them zip tied to each other.’”

It can’t happen here, you say. But it is happening.

I guess I better him get a nice gift!

The hardest part about the past decade for me has been realizing just how many people will simply never care. Your neighbors could get hauled away and you’d just shrug and carry on. We’re on a razor thin edge right now, soldiers are patrolling our streets, every speech is a declaration of war against our own citizens, and as long as nothing changes for you in the immediate, you don’t care. Our culture taught you selfishness, algorithms taught you hate and apathy, and history taught you nothing.

THIS.

Sean Connery is a red strapped outfit. He's very hairy.

William Shatner as Captain Kirk. He's in a black strapped outfit and has a smooth chest.

before and after hegseth's directive

I can’t believe I’m watching interviews of city mayors talking about how they are coordinating with other mayors to discuss how to protect their residents FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

I know we are “used to it” but it is absolutely insane

I just googled the part about the dog food 🤢

War crimes, to go with all the other crimes committed by this administration.

Isn’t Lore an evil android on Star Trek?

If I get picked up by ICE they'll probably confiscate my pocket Constitution as woke liberal Antifa paraphernalia

I don’t see any…

MAGA: "There is a war against Christianity!"

Ukraine: "Yeah. We noticed"

Smells like a future bankruptcy.

On trial for journalism in Kentucky. Two months after their arrests while covering a protest, a pair of local reporters face criminal charges.

Two journalists are set to be tried in Kentucky this week.

Their crime? Covering a protest of the immigration detainment of Ayman Soliman, who himself fled persecution for his journalism in Egypt. Soliman’s lawyer called it a “cruel irony.”

I thought I'd miss Twitter when I deleted my account but I soon learned how to shout irrational, angry nonsense at strangers in the street and type 'Pornhub' into a web browser, and suddenly it was like I'd never left.

to see what will grow
I will till this little space
with my pen in hand

#DailyHaikuPrompt (Laughter, Till)
#haiku