David 'Carajo' Forest 🇺🇦

'Not the biggest fan of' a very strange turn of phrase given US citizens are being abducted off the street by masked state sponsored secret police and imprisoned without trial. Im not the 'biggest fan' of Greek food but would eat it if hungry.

I like 'you don't look as stupid as you are' as most people nod in satisfied agreement. 🤔

I think some supporters need to punch down on other rival teams to make them feel better about their own teams prospects. The stats don't lie. Farke got it badly wrong in the first 3 months of the season. Credit to him, he changed his style to reflect his squad strengths and we're reaping that now.

We have won or drawn 11 of our last 13 Prem games. NFFC won or drawn 6 of last 13 Prem games. We've taken points off Chelsea, Liverpool twice and Manure. Farke is far from being crap. We are competitive and need maybe 10 points from our remaining 13 games with Palace, Burnley and West Ham to play.🤷‍♂️

Im not sure how many games we need to win or draw to uncouple ourselves from 16th place. We've only actually lost 2 of our last 12 league games and yet we're still bloody 16th. Can't help thinking if Farke had got his formation sorted sooner what might have been because we are definitely competitive

They smelt of pubs,
And wormwood scrubs,
And too many right wing meetings...

Maybe they're the official Reform 'wipers of the ass'? Bog roll, wet wipes and talc at the ready..🤣

I said the same last night to my son. When a quality player has barely kicked a ball all season and comes back fully fit and flying it's like a new signing for the team. I hope he stays fit for the run in as his pace can really have an impact late in a game and cause the opposition real problems.

YouTube video by Sky Sports Premier League Leeds move NINE clear of relegation zone! | Leeds 3-1 Nottingham Forest | Premier League Highlights

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Earlier on the M1...

Bulgarian Zidane. 😉

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Just coming down Beeston Hill now 🤣 #lufc

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Yum

Spotify paid her $9.50....... probably

Fuckoffamora🪄

HR desk secret Santa gift sorted for this xmas. 🥒👍

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Man City..... injustice...... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Don't go to bed yet..... ahh f*ck it, nighty night 😴 #lufc

Had the funniest most entertaining evening of my life at my wife's aunties wake on the west coast of Ireland. Sat in a room of about 50 Irish blokes, drinking whisky and listening to hilarious stories all evening. My sides were aching by bedtime.

Can we sell them all and buy just one decent one? Memories of Bielsa sticking with biscuit wrists Bailey Peacock Farrell until he finally ran out of patience. 😬

Nah, that ship has sailed. Age, injuries and a certain coach whose magic transformed so many champo players into supermen. We sold him at the right time and any return would have to be free imo given his record at his loan clubs. Another Dele Ali imo. £200k per week to warm citeh's bench. I'd tek it

Anyone got Ryan Kent's number? Asking for my mate Dan. #lufc

Mandelson is a money grasping ghoul but hilarious that it took Alex Burghardt from the money grasping ghoul, closet racist and sex pest party to highlight this.

Samba's made for standing not running. 🤣

My first love...😍