Aidan

Don't take it too hard lol

You're too polite! I looked at the account and he's posting tens of replies per minute, so I reported for spam.

Salvador Dali used to wank off to his own reflection and this has damaged me psychologically.

Lots of people blame rats for spreading bubonic plague but I blame the transfer window

Removing the net would make it much safer for dolphins. (Sorry I'm late. I got trapped on the wrong side of a tennis court again)

Congratulations on your talent!

Well I am not one to argue with science. Bit concerned I might have a loose or lazy sphincter as anything more than 7 seconds (ft Neneh Cherry) seems impossible to me

I don't believe you. 90 seconds is impossible. Your mouth is writing cheques your arse can't cash.

two men are standing next to each other in a room dancing . ALT: two men are standing next to each other in a room dancing .

I got in one little ICE and my mom just flipped
She said
Get the fuck outta here fat you little bitch

Very sad to hear about the homeopath who forgot to take his medicine and died of an overdose.

Occassionally TV speech triggers my phone search engine. I imagine having the radio on in the kitchen could make the fridge door open

He did not [Looks to camera.] Cave

An offering worthy of Poseidon

I have tried my cat's dreamies. They have a very sandy texture and taste like this colour. Thumbs down from me.

"Marmoset knuckleduster" and "actuarial dreadnought".

That was a good day!

They look more like boobs than balls

Yes could be! Or missle launch silos. Who can say lol

My Aunt Bernadette has very short fingers so she would be very interested in getting her piano keys cut, although it's the white keys that cause her most of the bother.

Pleaded there is no rule against wearing a second hat on top of the first hat!

Thanks for doing the work on this. I was able to search Ingrid Seynhaeve and find direct quotes from her about the photo, quite easy to confirm it's her, nice one!

The anonymous donor was me so be nice to me or I'll use my 1 hour of American army on ya

Sounding the alarm: ESA introduces space environment ‘health index’ The congestion and pollution of Earth orbit is quickly getting worse. We need to be able to quantify how our behaviour impacts the orbital environment in the future. To this end, the European Space Ag...

Congestion and pollution in Earth orbit is quickly getting worse. We need to be able to quantify how our behaviour will impact the orbital environment in the future...

Bisch basch bosch

I have watched 10,000 hours of YouTube videos explaining how helicopters work and I am still not persuaded

You're dead right.

You gotta put Camus in goal!

But I'm good at it

BUSINESS IDEA: condoms for microwaves

You're probably right. Back to the drawing board!

Think of something only a dork would do.
Then do it really badly and repeatedly.

This will prove you are not a dork.