Unfortunately I couldn't find the oldest tweets (had to use twitter search) but I did find this:
23.11.2025 22:49 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@mechtroid.bsky.social
Currently materializing into the ethereal plane. Reserved List Delenda Est.
Unfortunately I couldn't find the oldest tweets (had to use twitter search) but I did find this:
23.11.2025 22:49 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0ACTUALLY, WHAT WAS YOUR ORIGINAL TWITTER HANDLE BACK THEN? I BET I COULD FIND IT IN MY TWEET CORPUS.
23.11.2025 21:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0All I know is I followed you during the Kaiji icon era.
That doesn't narrow it down much.
Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social We didn't need all these biographical Willy Wonka movies about who he is as a person. In the older versions, he's obviously God or the Devil. You're supposed to spend the entire story wondering which one and gradually become worried they're the same being February 28, 2024 at 12:10 PM
02.11.2025 14:01 β π 1006 π 294 π¬ 4 π 5Exactly, and FFX-2 among the highest of the FF games, beaten out only by... Lightning returns. That was all I was saying.
23.11.2025 20:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You know what horizon has? A female main character. If anything, that's the only major correlation from this data we can gather.
23.11.2025 20:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A croch-top, so to speak.
23.11.2025 20:31 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I did think of "le <french for medium> mort"
23.11.2025 03:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0(Searching frantically for a version of the poster without a racist caricature) I, uh, was trying to make a reference to--oh good lord no--this movie:
23.11.2025 00:32 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Other highlights include "Creating a depression in the matress economy", "making like an ocean and see bed", "a dinner date with Mr. Sandman", "Making a survey of the inside of my eyelids", and "Finding Nemo".
Only like 3 people are going to get that last one.
I'm so tired I spent my entire bike ride home coming up with horrible puns for taking a nap. When I thought up "Going shopping at the grocery snore" I knew I was at rock bottom.
23.11.2025 00:24 β π 14 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Like, I know everybody's still reeling from what happened when Mamdani visited the white house, but what I wouldn't *give* to be a fly on the wall to hear him recount the trip to friends and family in private confidence.
22.11.2025 12:53 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Although the writer of what I HOPE is badly written fanfiction would call it news, it has no redeeming value. Do not look any further. Don't make my mistake.
22.11.2025 07:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Go to sleep. Now. Do not read further. Turn off your phone. Throw it in the bay. Abandon modernity. Whatever it takes, Do. Not. Look.
22.11.2025 06:21 β π 690 π 94 π¬ 24 π 14Also I made mac & cheese and now I'm just content. I'm the easiest man in the world to please.
22.11.2025 06:49 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thanks for explaining, all I got was a notification "Rin replied to your message" that was ominously empty, and then when I looked it wasn't there.
Felt like I was in a horror movie or something.
One of those nights where I feel morose and lonely, but like, I don't mind? Not wallowing in it, just sitting comfortably in it like a huge recliner and listening to sad music.
22.11.2025 06:13 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 04 dollars and you can meet the worst man of all time and inexplicably develop an affection for him regardless
20.11.2025 19:17 β π 264 π 232 π¬ 9 π 1Oh my god I'm salivating at those skewers why would you inflict a hunger debuff on me at this godforsaken hour.
22.11.2025 04:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0these riders are pissing me off
21.11.2025 19:55 β π 1813 π 590 π¬ 8 π 2Both of these, solutions Bethesda has used in the past.
21.11.2025 15:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I still remember the recess rumors about gold and silver having a "pikablu" (marill).
21.11.2025 13:48 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh, gotcha, so that part about kon being laser targeted at a bunch of isolated misanthropes was right, I thought THAT was the grandstanding and speculation. My bad.
21.11.2025 13:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You're in a maze of twisty branches, all alike.
21.11.2025 04:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Personally I found his crusade against moe as some kind of cynical cash grab for immature and isolated audiences grating, but it's the strongest theory for the question posed by the video title I've seen so far.
21.11.2025 04:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Listen, I'm not trying to defend or debate, but I found the theses of "The aim of early 2000s moe was an idyllic distillation of childhood innocence." and "K-on is popular with the far-right because that depiction dovetails nicely into the 'better times' the ideology seeks to return to." compelling.
21.11.2025 04:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0He posted the same chives two different days because he had to stay late for work and was too exhausted to try.
21.11.2025 03:42 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah, dude even overcame chivegate.
21.11.2025 03:18 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Against the Storm. Got me in so deep that I was doing literal spreadsheets to try and optimize the ironman mode.
For the sickos that only used scenery in RCT for the ride excitement bonus.