@matcarv.bsky.social
kill me or leave me alone
Mattie when she looks at Will’s lunch
14.11.2025 22:43 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Hey, Will!
I am just curious if there was any sauce available? I think your sandwich would have benefited greatly with that addition. As a now, I find it unappetizing, and every time I see the picture, my stomach churns!
Thanks!!
It’s goonin time!!
13.11.2025 01:24 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
started my period !!! 🥳🥳
13.11.2025 00:21 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0can i pay some $10 to move and set up my new apt? serious inquiries only
12.11.2025 19:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i have viral tonsillitis 😭😭😭😭 someone kill me
11.11.2025 19:41 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0yes!!! @mindg0blin69.bsky.social has been harassing me for years!!!
07.11.2025 22:38 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Hey @matcarv.bsky.social is this guy bothering you? Need us to bully him off of here?
07.11.2025 22:16 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0this is painful
07.11.2025 17:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0got delivered a headache from hell today. everyone start planning what you’ll say at my funeral (it’s an open mic)
06.11.2025 21:37 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0wow. i hope you guys got mildred’s for everyone.
25.10.2025 22:58 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“you have the hands of a medieval prince and that is not a compliment”
20.10.2025 17:46 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
dnd group finally got together after months of scheduling conflicts
17.10.2025 03:20 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0man i really hope ethan’s day got better
14.10.2025 20:00 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
i’m in my luteal phase and someone asked me to repeat myself twice
10.10.2025 19:42 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
2.5k bill and a court summons in one week… and it’s only wednesday …
09.10.2025 01:09 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Nick Bujnak vs Mattie & Charles:
👀 Benched RB outscored both starters combined
😫 WR1 read another book on the sideline
🥶 Lost by 30 when the other team’s TE forgot he was playing football this week
BRO TURNED OFF THE STOVE 🔥🔥 HE AINT COOKIN 🗣️‼️💯
if i could be anyone right now it would 100% be dua lipa
06.10.2025 03:03 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0that ass is ✨magical✨
05.10.2025 22:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Will, this made me laugh.
05.10.2025 22:14 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Thank you, Will. I sincerely appreciate your comment.
Best,
shitting on my childhood toilet gives me the same feeling that i imagine an ex high school football star gets when visiting the field after graduating
03.10.2025 02:44 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0group therapy with your coworkers is actually based?
29.09.2025 17:23 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0say what you want about me but i’m watching boruto and … i like it!!!!!!!!!!
25.09.2025 19:10 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
don’t worry gang - i’m still hitting genuine emotes on the morning show
25.09.2025 17:53 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
he’s too with it 😔
24.09.2025 17:46 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Will, I really appreciate the supportive energy.
A screener is a copy of movie shared before its release. It is very cool and secretive stuff.
i got my first screener today!!!!!!
17.09.2025 16:33 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0what do you MEAN my first semester of college was 8 years ago!?!!?!!?????!!
13.09.2025 21:46 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0brenden and I displayed biblical greed at the local mexican restaurant tonight
05.09.2025 00:57 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
