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Baseball is a sport designed for the sort of person who would otherwise spend their time arguing about whether the Hulk or Wolverine would win in a fight

The most cursed aspect of the recurrent ‘how to fix baseball’ discourse is the misassumption upon which the whole discussion hinges, i.e., that baseball was ever watchable

As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.

Assuming you haven’t given his earlier stuff (as State Champion) a go yet, I highly recommend their last release, Send Flowers.

If you intentionally walk a batter, you should have to wear an oversized, shit-stained prop diaper for the rest of the series. I believe this would significantly decrease the intentional walk rate.

the real thing issue is that we have some groups of young men *claiming* to be driven right because of problems like male isolation when the right is not actually offering material solutions to those problems. what the right is offering is social and political power over women.

If the timeline is to be trusted, we’re gonna need Lions-premium scoring settings

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Is it good when your civilization traverses the tech tree the wrong way

We deserve(d) to see Cole’s 10 favorite movies of the decade or whatever that meme was

Ok. Let’s do that 1 like thing.

I’ve been professionally brewing and distilling for nearly 20 years.

So 1 like=1 hot take on the adult beverage industry

Paid advertisement, no other explanation

If the Steelers have any success whatsoever, he’s going to reveal (in the most annoying way possible) that he’s “married to the game”

I simply don’t want to draft Trevor Lawrence

Producing an entire 2008 action-crime-comedy just to play the Sonics’ cover of “Have Love, Will Travel”

lol

Receives: 1st Edition Charizard

Sends: (1) USB A power brick (no cable); unpunched loyalty card for local cafe; travel-sized bottle of half-strength Tylenol; 2026 first round pick

Big Fantasy doesn’t want you to know that you can draft any player you want, whenever you want

peppers should be venerated

hey, welcome to heaven: where you Make the Setlist

passion fruit tequila soda macarons are back for a limited time

When I posted this, the album in question, titled “New Threats From The Soul,” had evidently dropped prematurely due to a streaming service mixup, but my prescription is unchanged. Guaranteed lock for my album of the year (though I’ve admittedly been a Davis superfan since the State Champion days).

Chiefs' Week 9 Active WRs Preview

- Hollywood Brown, health low enough to warrant popping a potion
- Quentin Johnston, acquired for a conditional sixth
- JuJu Smith-Schuster, still 28
- Donald Duck and Goofy, via a Kingdom Hearts IV promotional campaign
- Skyy Moore

WU-TANG FOREVER 👐🏽

Absolutely

“Area man has never had a bad hair day in his life: his secret at 11.”

Sharks,,

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