Chris Lundy

If you haven’t watched the show, you would assume from this clip that it’s a game show with questions like “What is a hot dog?” You are allowed help from the Knights of the Round Table. And also Sasquatch is there.

12 Days Of Christmas is the endgame of a presents war with Hanukkah.

This is a comic that could have “click here for a bonus panel.”
Then when they do, it’s just text calling them a pervert.

Both are good.

The three most lazy art forms:
1. Taking something wholesome and making it “shocking.”
2. Adding generic dance beats to popular songs.
3. Lists.

YouTube video by Game Changer Shorts 'Dimension 20: On a Bus' Season Premiere (DM'd by Katie Marovitch)

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darth vader: (arm extended dramatically) join the dark side

way too many people, way too willingly: ok

darth vader: (quickly withdrawing arm) jesus christ

For some reason one of them keeps shouting “Grand Piano!”

Just got in the house and heard my daughter’s friend ahout "20!"
I love D&D!

Two panel comic. Panel 1: A man in a suit points to the Venus de Milo, and says: "This is obscene, it has no place in a god-fearing society. We're gonna make it more appropriate." Panel 2: The Venus de Milo's breasts are covered by a Fanduel t-shirt

this is a comic about obscenity

This is such a good move by the most important streaming platform on the internet

As MSNBC notes, ChatGPT is currently valued at around 30 times its revenue — a staggering amount of faith, to say the least. Per Zitron, that idea isn't exactly built on sound financial analysis as much as a frenzy of "magical thinking." "I hypothesize a kind of subprime AI crisis is brewing," Zitron wrote, "where almost the entire tech industry has bought in on a technology sold at a vastly-discounted rate, heavily-centralized and subsidized by big tech. What happens when the entire tech industry relies on the success of a kind of software that only loses money, and doesn’t create much value to begin with?"

‘The Shadow that bred them can only mock, it cannot make: not real things of its own.’

― Tolkien

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Schrödinger’s Client List

Loved and Re-Loved

Congress Passes Blank Bill For Trump To Write Whatever Law He Wants WASHINGTON—After weeks of eliminating what many lawmakers called “frivolous” and “unnecessary” provisions, Congress reportedly passed a blank bill Thursday in which President Donald Trump can simply write whatever law he wants.  “Today we are sending to the president’s desk 200 completely clean sheets of paper that are hereby codified such that anything he chooses to […]

Congress Passes Blank Bill For Trump To Write Whatever Law He Wants
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Everybody’s a critic.

Tom Homan sounds like the name those aliens on The Simpsons would come up with to disguise themselves.

New Evidence Suggests Dinosaurs Would Have Driven Selves To Extinction Through Greed And Complacency Anyway
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This advice is so important. Especially if you have no real deadline. I always leave blanks and filler in comic book scripts for future me to fix.
If you know you’re going to edit it later, who cares?

🤖 New comic: Local Voltron 🤖
(1/2)

Why I’m Sending Issues of ‘The Onion’ To Every Member Of Congress By Bryce P. Tetraeder, Global Tetrahedron CEO

If you are reading this, you are likely either a member of Congress or one of the many underlings tasked with prodding lawmakers from a senile haze when they must cast a vote. You may be wondering why you have lucked out and received a free issue of our storied publication without so much as inserting a rider into a bill classifying The Onion as a tax-free religious organization. Simply put, the inaction of Congress has already made me happier than any legal loophole could.

Here is Why I’m Sending Issues of ‘The Onion’ To Every Member Of Congress.

Click here to read The Onion’s open letter to Congress:
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That kid is awesome.
Also look how well-worn and well-loved those books are!

Title.FinalTitle.FinalFinalTitle.LastOneISwear

One thing that Americans truly don't understand is that other countries have exactly the same right to bomb us as we have to bomb them.

You have more in common with the average Iranian citizen than you do with the people that run this country

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

Picked up my books today!