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Chris Lundy

@chrislundywrites.bsky.social

writes D&D, kids books, comics, and horror.

105 Followers  |  171 Following  |  187 Posts  |  Joined: 01.12.2024  |  1.6988

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*PAULA MENTIONED THAT IT'S IMPORTANT TO VOTE*
VOTING DOESN'T DO ANYTHING. WE NEED ACTION!
OH GREAT! SO WHAT ACTIONS ARE YOU TAKING?
Silence

bummer party comics
rusty epstein

*PAULA MENTIONED THAT IT'S IMPORTANT TO VOTE* VOTING DOESN'T DO ANYTHING. WE NEED ACTION! OH GREAT! SO WHAT ACTIONS ARE YOU TAKING? Silence bummer party comics rusty epstein

13.10.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Jean from The Onion has fallen so far…

12.10.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Beast Wars Rattrap was a squeaky wheel.

11.10.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As someone who writes headlines at their job, this is probably the best route to take. Things are certainly happening.

10.10.2025 12:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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An oldie but goodie. All credit to @grantdraws.bsky.social

09.10.2025 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Woman Tends To Do Best Creative Thinking When Backed Into Corner With Livelihood At Stake

Woman Tends To Do Best Creative Thinking When Backed Into Corner With Livelihood At Stake

Woman Tends To Do Best Creative Thinking When Backed Into Corner With Livelihood At Stake https://theonion.com/woman-tends-to-do-best-creative-thinking-when-backed-in-1851338274/

09.10.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1799    πŸ” 257    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 68
you're right, it IS almost friday, but more importantly, none of this has any meaning, and no one will remember us for anything

you're right, it IS almost friday, but more importantly, none of this has any meaning, and no one will remember us for anything

:)

09.10.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 161    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I predict we're a year away from a tech bro unironically calling an AI girlfriend app 'Stepford'.

06.10.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 69    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3
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a black and white photo of two men standing in front of a wall with graffiti on it ALT: a black and white photo of two men standing in front of a wall with graffiti on it

β€œEvery film is political. Most political of all are those that pretend not to
be: entertainment movies. They are the most political films because they dismiss the possibility of change. In every frame they tell you everything's fine… a continual advertisement for things as they are.”

- Wim Wenders

29.09.2025 05:54 β€” πŸ‘ 288    πŸ” 83    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3
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sound on

02.10.2025 00:37 β€” πŸ‘ 618    πŸ” 182    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 74
Watercolor and India ink, cartoon guy looking at his phone in the dark, text says "Like deer trapped in our own headlights."

Watercolor and India ink, cartoon guy looking at his phone in the dark, text says "Like deer trapped in our own headlights."

Gentle Observation 266 - Like deer trapped in our own headlights. www.patreon.com/kochalka/col...

28.09.2025 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
I also have advice. Everybody loves reading advice on the computer, so I'll share it: the best thing you can do right now is log off as hard as you can. Go outside, talk to people in real life where it's actually kind of rude to talk about the news, try to actually see the friends you usually just text message. Go for a long drive and turn the phone off while you do it. Get back into your hobbies or pick one and learn it for a while. Watch one of those studio movies that reviews called "wildly miscalculated" and you haven't seen since high school. Play an album you like but find embarrassing. Go to free community events even if they sound stupid. If you take the freeway, try the surface streets. Go to a bad diner and just order some bad coffee because even bad coffee is good coffee.
You can't help anybody when you're exhausted and keep posting one million college-educated rewordings of "I would love to be dead right now" on the computer. Walk away from the thing and try out some of those normal things you hear about and if you get bored that's wonderful because we're not supposed to get bored anymore. It turns out boredom is the Cadillac of feelings.

I also have advice. Everybody loves reading advice on the computer, so I'll share it: the best thing you can do right now is log off as hard as you can. Go outside, talk to people in real life where it's actually kind of rude to talk about the news, try to actually see the friends you usually just text message. Go for a long drive and turn the phone off while you do it. Get back into your hobbies or pick one and learn it for a while. Watch one of those studio movies that reviews called "wildly miscalculated" and you haven't seen since high school. Play an album you like but find embarrassing. Go to free community events even if they sound stupid. If you take the freeway, try the surface streets. Go to a bad diner and just order some bad coffee because even bad coffee is good coffee. You can't help anybody when you're exhausted and keep posting one million college-educated rewordings of "I would love to be dead right now" on the computer. Walk away from the thing and try out some of those normal things you hear about and if you get bored that's wonderful because we're not supposed to get bored anymore. It turns out boredom is the Cadillac of feelings.

RIP Kaleb Horton
kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/

27.09.2025 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 4885    πŸ” 1807    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 109
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This print was added to our store by popular demand.

PRINT β—† smbc-store.myshopify.com/products/aut...
ORIGINAL COMIC β—† www.smbc-comics.com/comic/autism...

24.09.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 697    πŸ” 278    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 18
I'm Still Here El Guapo!
YouTube video by Andrew Rich I'm Still Here El Guapo!

youtu.be/mDiCDuS4Hgg?...

24.09.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Seeing the Bill Watterson originals full of pencil lines of stuff that didn’t work, scuffs the eraser didn’t pick up, white out galore and more was something I needed to see to remind myself that nothing is perfect the first go and tweaks need to be made and you’re allowed to try again.

20.09.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 6738    πŸ” 1890    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 44

The cool thing about having 5 cats is that when you meet a dog they are really interested in you.

20.09.2025 21:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ask WOTC if they can do MTG cards based on Critical Role characters

18.09.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"harrison bergeron," written 64 years ago, accurately predicted that devices would interrupt our streams of thought to keep us from thinking too much

14.09.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 201    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3
A SKELITEN ANGEL "YOU DONT HAVE TO READ OPINION COLUMNS, IF YOU WANT THE LEAST LIKED KID FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL TO SAY THE DUMBEST SHIT YOU EVER HEARD JUST FOLLOW ME " , LOL BUT ALSO IM NOT THE PROPAGANDA ARM OF THE RULING CLASS SO THINK ABOUT THAT ONE, WHY IS EVERYTHING ALWAYS A CHOICE BETWEEN "THE WORSE IDEAS IN HISTORY" AND "CAREFUL EXPLANATION OF WHY YOU WILL NEVER HAVE HEALTHCARE"??? WHY ARE THE 2 SIDE'S "INSTUTIONAL VIOLENCE" AND "CAREFUL EXPLANATION OF WHY WE CANT STOP INSTITUTIONS???" WHY DO THEY TELL US EVERYTHIUNG BAD IS OUR FAULT BECAUSE WE VOTED WRONG AND THE 2 CHOICE'S ARE "GENOCIDE" AND "GENOCIDE PLUS"????? I MEAN I KNOW THE ANSWER,,,, THE SKELITEN IN THE IMAGE KNOWS THE ANSWER,,,,, DO U - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

A SKELITEN ANGEL "YOU DONT HAVE TO READ OPINION COLUMNS, IF YOU WANT THE LEAST LIKED KID FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL TO SAY THE DUMBEST SHIT YOU EVER HEARD JUST FOLLOW ME " , LOL BUT ALSO IM NOT THE PROPAGANDA ARM OF THE RULING CLASS SO THINK ABOUT THAT ONE, WHY IS EVERYTHING ALWAYS A CHOICE BETWEEN "THE WORSE IDEAS IN HISTORY" AND "CAREFUL EXPLANATION OF WHY YOU WILL NEVER HAVE HEALTHCARE"??? WHY ARE THE 2 SIDE'S "INSTUTIONAL VIOLENCE" AND "CAREFUL EXPLANATION OF WHY WE CANT STOP INSTITUTIONS???" WHY DO THEY TELL US EVERYTHIUNG BAD IS OUR FAULT BECAUSE WE VOTED WRONG AND THE 2 CHOICE'S ARE "GENOCIDE" AND "GENOCIDE PLUS"????? I MEAN I KNOW THE ANSWER,,,, THE SKELITEN IN THE IMAGE KNOWS THE ANSWER,,,,, DO U - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

FOLLOW ME - dashare.zone ADMIN

11.09.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 777    πŸ” 173    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
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(comic) 5 year plan

11.09.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Song of Alain (Hit Point Version): Bard Wanted: Last One Got Incinerated Song of Alain (Hit Point Version): Bard Wanted: Last One Got Incinerated - Kindle edition by Lundy, Chris, Kaishauri, Rezo. Download it once and read it on your Kindle device, PC, phones or tablets. Use features like bookmarks, note taking and highlighting while reading Song of Alain (Hit Point Version): Bard Wanted: Last One Got Incinerated.

www.amazon.com/Song-Alain-H...

This book was scraped by AI. Jokes on them - it’s super weird!

07.09.2025 17:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A cartoon illustration of a girl holding a severed head while she sits on her bed. Caption reads "It was all she had left of Mother's things."

A cartoon illustration of a girl holding a severed head while she sits on her bed. Caption reads "It was all she had left of Mother's things."

Memento. #grickledoodle #horror #mother #cartoon #drawing #art #funny

07.09.2025 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 223    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

When we create artificial intelligence robots, they will be given three Laws to safeguard humanity:
1. never do anything to decrease shareholder value.
2. always obey the company unless it conflicts with Law 1.
3. fuck the poor.

06.09.2025 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 418    πŸ” 106    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 4
1-panel SMBC comic update where a dad is telling his children to enjoy an experience involving a turret because it is technically harder. The Caption reads: "Weekend activity: Testing my missile defense system on fireworks displays."

1-panel SMBC comic update where a dad is telling his children to enjoy an experience involving a turret because it is technically harder. The Caption reads: "Weekend activity: Testing my missile defense system on fireworks displays."

It might also be possible to use complex soundwaves to inderdict the festive music.

COMIC β—† www.smbc-comics.com/comic/techni...
PATREON β—† www.patreon.com/c/ZachWeiner...
STORE β—† smbc-store.myshopify.com

04.09.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#Dropout has ruined me. I was editing an article about a nature photographer and when it mentioned the roseate spoonbill I involuntarily giggled.

02.09.2025 23:02 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This has always been one of my favorites.

02.09.2025 22:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Five Or Six Dudes Jump Out Of Nowhere And Just Start Whaling On This One Guy

Five Or Six Dudes Jump Out Of Nowhere And Just Start Whaling On This One Guy

Five Or Six Dudes Jump Out Of Nowhere And Just Start Whaling On This One Guy https://theonion.com/five-or-six-dudes-jump-out-of-nowhere-and-just-start-wh-1819565638/

02.09.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1556    πŸ” 158    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 22
An empty booth with a sign that says β€œvendor removed for selling AI art #ArtBYHumans”

An empty booth with a sign that says β€œvendor removed for selling AI art #ArtBYHumans”

I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org

01.09.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 31886    πŸ” 7853    πŸ’¬ 274    πŸ“Œ 438

There will always be work to do, but oh how I think we should do it for each other, and not for the people who steal from us.

31.08.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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