𝐀𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀.

This week is all about coffee and survival.

[real big smile]
i’m not doing well

don't be a hater, stuff your mouth full of taters

Same here! We are close to if not, 85 and then we get into some fall like weather

I love when my house is filled with the scent of fresh air.

It's Friday so I'm going to treat myself to some luxury items like toothpaste and deodorant.

Halloween Costume Idea:

Sexy Government Shutdown

there's sweater weather, cardigan, but no flannel season? make it make sense.

I don’t ask for much- just a constant stream of validation, adoration, shiny objects, and crullers

Body by Reese’s Pumpkins

Seasons don’t matter. Iced coffee is just who I am.

People don’t mean half the words they say and don’t understand the other half they use.

You remind me a lot of decaf coffee. You’re here but no one’s impressed.

It's kinda sad how so many folks have forgotten how important self-care is.

Prioritize self-care as a daily ritual!✨️

I don't think you need to go back that far anymore, isn't is running around in California somewhere?

If someone ever told me to shut up I’d be like: OMG, someone was listening?

Breaking news aka another tragedy somewhere.

Can we change BREAKING NEWS to HEART BREAKING NEWS already?

Sipping on Sunday coffee like it's holy water.

These nonstop LEGO ads are really starting to break me down… brick by brick.

Owner of a lonely heart, you are parked in a fire lane. This is your final warning.

What? You don’t talk to the gremlins that live in your electronic devices?

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here, wondering if I should make cheesecake tomorrow

I thought I was having a panic attack. Turns out my bra was just too tight.

It’s really rude how often I need to pee.

Sorry I missed everything today.

Was out having a life.

I'd be the one to send you eyeroll gifs from across the room at a party..hinting let's go.

Me: omg who stole my post.
My head: you changed your profile picture.
Me: oh yeah.
Bourbon = 1
Me = 0