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@shanemkennedy.bsky.social

WGA screenwriter & extremely humble intergalactic supermodel. #BlackList2024 Movies. Music. Sports. Condescending eulogies for hire.

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Two Maxes Muncy are actually a Munci

22.07.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This could be an anthology series. Second one is Al Gore and Tommy Lee Jones’ Harvard dorm room.

22.07.2025 12:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lakers-Knicks-Nets is a 3-way trade. Heat and Rockets are separate trades. But this allows the Lakers to refresh around Luka and get more assets, NYK a different look in the playoffs and $ next yr to extend Bridges, BKN get center with all those young PGs (lol). Someone pour cold water on me.

30.06.2025 05:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you were too young in 2003 here is what Bush told the American people:

1) The Iraq War won’t cost a lot of money
3) We won’t need a lot of troops
4) We’ll bring peace and freedom to Iraq
5) We’ll find WMDs
6) We’ll be welcomed as liberators
7) It will be easy
8) It won’t take long

All lies.

22.06.2025 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 67143    πŸ” 20760    πŸ’¬ 1634    πŸ“Œ 1047
Boy George wrecking JK Rowling

Boy George wrecking JK Rowling

lmao get her

12.06.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 10270    πŸ” 2125    πŸ’¬ 147    πŸ“Œ 313

We need to build some real social stigma around being afraid of cities. You don't have to like them or live there, but a politics built this strongly around watching TV and going "ewww" is embarrassing, and people should be embarrassed by it. It's like "fear of werewolves" being your top issue.

10.06.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 20426    πŸ” 4345    πŸ’¬ 572    πŸ“Œ 572

The technocrats that have binded to MAGA are perverts who want to convert their coveted trad-wife fantasies in to having sex with robots that will run every aspect of their lives and allow them the time and adoration to feel like gods.

13.05.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s like they sit around tossing out ideas like β€œwhat’s the absolute worst thing we could do?”

13.05.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Why is everyone just assuming Nico will take Cooper Flagg?

13.05.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is what it’s been like being a Lakers fan from LA that went to Emerson and accidentally migrated all his masshole friends with him when he moved back

09.05.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Everything being visible & available all the time -- creators, actors, execs, fans, they're all out there f'ing talking constantly, nothing left unsaid -- drains mystery from art. It makes everything feel shallow & self-referential & meta & derivative.

09.05.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 277    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

Not to worry, we have our own independent panel on it

06.05.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao. At least he wasn’t responsible for Troy Murphy

05.05.2025 22:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ye olde β€œeven a broken clock is right twice a day” maxim

05.05.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This. Even a broken clock is right twice a day. For every move that’s worked out, Pelinka has *at least* one that doesn’t, but usually two.

(Also, Troy Brown. But given how Bradley was shoved down our throats I wouldn’t be surprised if he tried to sign Troy Hudson too lol)

05.05.2025 22:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Know thyself #grindset

04.05.2025 05:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

03.05.2025 22:29 β€” πŸ‘ 444    πŸ” 44    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

This Is The Way πŸ™Œ

25.04.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's important this go as viral as the original story for morale purposes if nothing else. despite the image they project these people are NOT unaccountable. consequences CAN be forced. focused anger and outrage MATTERS.

20.04.2025 23:46 β€” πŸ‘ 27255    πŸ” 10560    πŸ’¬ 193    πŸ“Œ 146

Thoughts and prayers are with you during this difficult time

20.04.2025 03:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I meant this as a sign and trade, but now realize that a team above the first apron can’t execute a sign and trade because WHO AUTHORIZED THIS F$@KING CBA??

20.04.2025 03:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Myles Turner, come on down

20.04.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Coldest post I ever saw

20.04.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Look it’s not the week *I* would select to announce this venture

17.04.2025 12:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Owes Dustin a dinner or like, a whole deer

15.04.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Denver Nuggets.

08.04.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 172    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 6

The worst writing advice is β€œkill your darlings.”

It’s not wrong, just incomplete. Because it doesn’t say *when* to kill your darlings.

Sometimes your darlings are the only thing keeping the rest of the script - and you - from collapsing into despair. If you kill them, kill β€˜em last.

07.04.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Japan Grand Prix answering the question β€œwhat if we took the narrow track from Monaco that made cars unable to overtake, but instead of the sparkle of the Mediterranean and glitz of the buildings of Monte Carlo, it was just like, a whole lotta brown grass?”

06.04.2025 05:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The prophecy is upon us…

06.04.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Alex Vesia, human Red Bull

05.04.2025 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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