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I'm over here fucking *nailing* it!

Dr Kareem Carr man: i wish to publish @kareem_carr Jan 21 reviewer 2: your paper is no good man: i'll do anything to improve reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini Andre Pagliarini @apagliar Jan 21 a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini Jan 21, 2026 • 3:47 PM UTC

I just thought everyone should see this

Don't make it easy for them! Ditch your home surveillance apparati!

@cedar.bsky.social
This feels like the sort of goal we should have...

It is certainly the most accurate

We got you.

Thank you for fighting this fight, Kat.

Yeah...who'd have thought this guy would be a racist fuck.

just saw a group of masked men stuffing masked ICE agents into an unmarked car, who were saying "we're ICE we're ICE!" but the abductors shouted to the crowd "no we're ICE!" no one knew who was ICE, so no one in the crowd said anything.

If you're worried about people remembering every embarrassing thing you did, think about it. Can you remember other people's embarrassing moments? No. That's because you're the only one who's ever done something embarrassing. What the fuck is wrong with you lmao

I don't pretend to know the truth of this guy's situation. But I know the truth underlying his words.

Screenshot of a social media post by Tukwila PD that says: "Missed Connection 🙋🏻‍♂️ You left before we were able to chat about your behavior. You were in our fine city prowling vehicles today in your distinct looking SUV in front of numerous 4k quality surveillance cameras that clearly recorded you, your vehicle, your license plate and every nefarious act that you committed along the way. Kudos to whatever you do to stay looking young! You haven’t aged a day since your DOL photo was taken! Keep an eye out in the mail for your coupon for one free court appearance for vehicle prowling and malicious mischief. You’re also free to call us to discuss this matter and speed the process up for yourself and save everyone some time 🤙🏼"

Okay...I gotta admit...
In this instance, they're funny bastards.

This.

Classism excuses enormous, society-crippling injustices. There is no reason I, as a lawyer, should earn more or command more respect than a ditch digger. There's even less reason a skeeving tech billionaire should have orders of magnitude more than either of us.

The enemy of my enemy...

All hail The Mouse.

I assumed you meant the Bible. 😂

Is it possible that they confused Jeff Goldberg with Jeff Goldblum and thought he still had security clearance from when he blew up that alien mothership?

The secret to happiness in life is learning to like/enjoy as many different things as you can.

This is a contender for the cutest and sweetest thing on the internet today.

He's a piece of shit but not a traitor. What loyalty had he ever expressed or owed to this nation or its people?

He's just an enemy.

Just learned about the Army Choir performing "Do You Hear the People Sing" at the Governor’s Ball.

Fucking brilliant.

I’m somehow on a Heritage Foundation mailing list (😂) and they sent a survey to see what we think of DOGE.

Who wants to offer some m-fing feedback?!?

secured.heritage.org/the-heritage...

Please share with a friend or a thousand :)

I'm just here for "pyrite cretin."

That's...
...well I was gonna say "comedy gold," but...

Anyway: brilliant.

I mean...there's always climate change...

Please take us with you

Finally deleted my Xitter account.

Felt like pulling out a too-large butt-plug--uncomfortable for a few moments and then a huge relief.

Jeff Bezos never wanted this cartoon to become public.

He killed it, and as a result, pulitzer prize editorial cartoonist Ann Telnaes quit.

Make sure everyone sees this cartoon.

@cedar.bsky.social
This one also made me think of you.

There is not one thing unromantic about a bit o' swingin' now and again! 😏

Does it help if you imagine they tenderly share stories of their adventures afterward?

Regardless, I heard about a guy who saw his mom kissing Santa. So...🤷‍♂️

Mrs. and Mr. Claus have been together for centuries. No way they're strictly monogamous.