Leche

Experts say it followed an earnest and heartfelt Shahada

I’M SO BASED

Solid, that’s a hang sesh right there

Oh

But we are all in the hands of the Gods

I meant to go out for Taco Bell at the end of this inning now it’s pitcher change #2

Make it fucking illegal again

If you’re rooting for the Dodgers that’s fine but if you’re not rooting for z Toronto you’re an asshole

Yeah you may be a fucking loser but you’re *our* fucking loser bro.

OK you seem really reasonable. Yes I get it comrade, your last point. Doesn’t have to be him.

The problem is for a second he resonated our message with people outside our echo chamber. We have to find a way to do that.

But no, doesn’t have to be him.

Counterpoint: my grandma had a tattoo on her colon. Was this hate speech?

I refuse to let my country be “someone else’s problem”

4 Belgiums or 1,5 Czechias.
That’s how much of Ukraine russia occupies. — KATAPULT

God keep me from ever completing anything.

Rock solid rebuttals old chap, really doing the centuries of anglo-intellectual discourse proud

Liberal pearl clutching has no bottom, does it?

They did for decades

Or proof that liberalism has failed in its promises of progress - which do you choose? Scorn or sympathy? I know the likely answer already.

Overheard in the Washington Metro today…

Guardsman (black, Maryland accent): So what’s your, like, protocol for turnstile jumpers?
Metro employee (black, wise disposition, female, probably has about two decades serving in her role): I awno man I usually don’t do shit.

THE MEME IS REAL

I’m rooting for the Blue Jays

Fun fact - if you layer high fiber meals with burger one after the other your gut will in fact resemble a boomer suburban house’s backyard compost pile with alternating layers of leaf dumps and lawnmower clippings, CDC is currently promoting this as the “lasagna gut health methodology”

The ICE Shooter’s Motive Joshua Jahn's friends speak

@kenklippenstein.bsky.social with the receipts, actually talking to the shooter's friends.

Surprise! Not the left, or even MAGA. Another white kid who spent countless hours online and "was an edgelord who wanted someone to get blamed … to rile people up.”

www.kenklippenstein.com/p/the-ice-sh...

Punctuation in news headlines should be illegal

“We usually talk about the individual perpetrator -- the Weinsteins, Simpsons, or O'Reillys -- but this framing is woefully myopic. It leads to a false narrative that abuse constitutes isolated anomalies in a largely safe world and ignores the entourage that supports the abuser's behavior.”

A standard S&P index fund returned 16% this year. This man is nakedly an advertiser for grifters.

Come with me on a journey of This is How the Modern Stock Market Works and Billionaires Think They Can Play You Like a Fiddle @teslatakedown.com

I love my life truly but it’s still a very stupid time to be alive.