Faizal Pahmee

So fucking hot today

I’ve already lost a day of work, and at this point I’d rather rebuild everything from scratch than keep fighting a product that feels designed to hold files hostage. Fuck you Microsoft for ever making me believe OneDrive was a serious option.

24 hours later and my GitLab directory on OneDrive still refuses to sync. Meanwhile, forums are full of the same complaints, with people showing evidence that Google Drive and Dropbox handle these exact files just fine. And yet, Microsoft keeps pretending the problem is always on the user’s end.

“So I recently got the iPhone 17 Pro and I plan on returning it and I’m going to explain to you all the reasons why in this video.”

Swipes up. Don’t care.

It's me, hi
I'm the problem, it's me

If today’s dessert order arrives past 10pm, I’m just gonna stop ordering desserts from TikTok. Delivering desserts at 11pm is never a good idea by the way.

It’s not about a keyboard. We want BlackBerry back because we want to block out the noise, the notifications, the shoving of instant gratification from Google and Apple app stores.

Don’t you get it? We want to slow down. We want a peace of mind.

Why can’t people get this?

Sesame Street is so unhinged for having a vampire be the numbers guy. Like to have a Count…

…ohhhhhhh….

Don’t trust Microsoft OneDrive with your code base by the way.

Medieval gender reveal parties.

So is it just CNY or is there really only one reseller on Carousell bringing in Mayhem on the limited edition coloured LPs? Sigh, another business to start.

To the person who stole the bottle of light soy sauce at Heavenly Wang at MBFC, I hope your pods get stuck in CrashLoopBackoff no matter what you do.

“Oh sure I can go watch Wicked, a 2 hours 40 minute movie, for the 4th time but can’t go to the gym after work.”

How is that even an argument in my head?

“But there are no Google services on HarmonyOS!”

I think that’s the point?

Why did I think today was Friday?

I want to lose weight, but I don't want to get caught up in one of those "eat right and exercise" scams.

“Okay I have 30 minutes for breakfast. That should be enough time. Let me give myself an extra 15 minutes just in case.”

<swallows his breakfast and tea in 5 mins>

Trying to figure out how to finish 6 pieces of chicken xiao long baos in 1 seating.

Who am I kidding?

I did not wake up on time for RSD (Black Friday).

So if you care to find me, look to the western sky.
Cos I live at Bukit Batok.

I hope people don’t use burner accounts on X to screenshot tweets and bring them over here cos we need to let that thing die.

“Gravely concerned?”
Go fuck yourselves.

Went on Threads to stop seeing Voldermort and he’s there now too.

A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #105,086, Faizal Pahmee ‪@faizalpahmee.bsky.social‬, joined on Jun 4, 2023"

Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #105,086!

Single point of all the fucking failures.

Told myself to pause buying records for the next 2 months cos I’m running out of shelf space. And then the records just kept coming from orders I made 3 weeks ago. And apparently a quick check this morning, I’ve more coming.

I live in an HDB. This cannot continue.

Why is it that I only think of cleaning and rearranging furniture in my room at 3 in the morning? Always at 3 in the morning.

Problem with making my room both workspace and rest is it’s easy to flip to resting in the middle of studying. So should I study elsewhere and sit on a shitty chair? Or, I fill up my bed with tons of crap before I start so that I can’t rest. See how I’m engineering chaos for my own availability.

Reminder to always always always check your pants pockets before laundry pickup.

Weird to see how my perceptions changed since I went on meds. Took a 400m walk to the bus stop yesterday and thought these actual words, “What a nice night for a walk,” and took the bus home. 8 years since I took public transport.