Hard Pass

Email to my financial advisor to divest from alphabet and Amazon because speaking with money is the only voice that gets heard.

Speaking with my money. Not sure why this never occurred to me before, but I am selling my #Alphabet and #Amazon stock because of their direct support of Isreal’s genocide.

I’m making a list of things I need to grab from all the empty homes after Jesus comes for the Beliebers tomorrow. What am I missing?

1. House - at least 2000 sq feet
2. Car - 2024 or newer
3. Debt free identity
4. New iPhone 17
5. Eggs

Anyone get any good shit from your evangelical family members who will not be with us after tomorrow, or are just going to raid homes after they leave?

Oh Hi! Welcome in 👋

Want to touch the belly

It’s Goldie’s son

Kid's Science Fair Project Answers the Eternal Question: "Do Cat Butts Really Touch All the Surfaces in Your Home?" Cat owners can finally stop wondering.

This kind of science is woefully under represented and I for one am happy to see the youth stepping up.

#buttholescience #butthole

www.popsugar.com/pets/do-cat-...

FR. I’m looking for the funny people and it’s a lot of work tbh

Spring for the aloe TP!

The level of anxiety and fear when you realize you are not where you thought you were

I miss my kids teacher

How’d ee do-eet????

small pert bird perches on wire fencing, black eye and bill, with feathers in shades of blue, purple, yellow & orange

Forget all the annoying stuff in the world for a few seconds and enjoy the natural beauty of Brazil’s Seven-coloured Tanager (Tangara fastuosa) Photo: Luiz Cavalcanti Damasceno

My husband was out of town for days and I missed him so much

But the second he walked in the door ~ instantly annoying.

I’ve never actually come up with anything that felt right. Best thing to do where appropriate is to verbally acknowledge the reason for the day. This is the best I’ve managed so far. Open to suggestions.

“Have a great weekend as we honor those who have died for our country.”

Scene from don’t kill the messenger where the actors dressed in their army class a’s prepare to notify the family that their soldier was killed in action

I came home after work on a normal day to find two men in Army Class A’s waiting for me. The image of those men is forever seared into my brain, but I can’t remember a single word they said.

It’s not about the 3 day weekend or the blow out sales. It’s about the sacrifices.
#memorialday

Screaming into the BlueSky void: Never say happy Memorial Day!

~ Thanks

from a Gold Star Gal ⭐️

I was not prepared for the sweet-sweet combination of brain farts and hot flashes that middle age has introduced. So excited to take this out on my friends and family!

That’s just cruel. Im sorry 😔

😂

I especially love those packages that take more than 3 days to deliver because they are completely forgotten by the time I am opening them.

One benefit of my terrible memory and my online shopping addiction is that I often receive surprise gifts from my favorite person ❤️

an ostrich with its head in the sand and the words we 're fine ALT: an ostrich with its head in the sand and the words we 're fine

Vacillating a lot lately between outraged,bewildered, and ostrich.

How did we allow the right to turn anti-fascism into a leftist slur? We need to reclaim #ANTIFA and wear it like a badge of honor.

The very next load 😂

Dogs every time you try to fold laundry

Repurposing my ring sling to bring this terrified baby into the vet. #gottadowhatyougottado

You’re a silly goose 🪿

It can’t all be doom and gloom