Kiran

Hope the police waited until after 9.30am to arrest Andrew Mountbatten Windsor.
It would be a shame for him not to have the chance to use his bus pass on his 66th birthday.

Police claim that upon prince Andrews arrest "He just sat there quietly & said 'But it's my birthday'."

This is happening because OpenAI - a company that does not have anything even approaching a viable business model and is setting money on fire - used borrowed money to advance buy all of the raw materials for RAM production so competitors couldn’t get it

Cover of Forgotten Realms - City of Gold. A man shouts in the foreground while a man points in the background at a desert ruin.

Hold on. Is this the soyjack pointing meme in this Robh Ruppel cover of the 1992 AD&D module?!?!?

if you’re prime minister, it is kind of astonishing to say your legacy will be winning the election. that’s the job interview mate

West London is a deranged place. Went for a meal with some friends and stopped in a pub for a quick pint afterwards and they were showing Question time on the TV

Can’t believe how lucky we’ve been with the results this week. That is cracking #lufc

It’s mental. If your vetting process can be defeated by someone lying then why even bother with it in the first place?

a sad looking cat dressed up like a princess

sources close to Keir Starmer tell me when you’re being mean to Keir Starmer this is who you’re being mean to

6 points isn’t brutal. If they’d made the right decisions in the summer as a year 1 parachute club they wouldn’t even notice 6 points.

Who could’ve ever predicted this? Apart from the thousands of people talking about it at the time

I’m not sure ‘our national security developed vetting technique can be beaten if a candidate is prepared to lie’ is an especially helpful line to push.

Since youve got the rest of the day off then could you put together a quick compilation of Darlow, Perri and Mesliers greatest howlers from the past two seasons and send the video to 49ers HQ before the deadline please

[Being deported] [smiles] at least some no mark labour mp didn't have to deal with the greens

Honestly what is the point of having a programme that is *not* live if you are not going to use that function to aggressively factcheck the people on it?

Oh dear. They really are cowards

Help us make hope normal again.

Join the Green Party now.

That feels massive. Well deserved win, wish we hadn't had to wait so long for it!

first morning after returning home from india and immediately performed one of the most hackney rotations of all time: percival sample sale -> pages of hackney -> caseys -> lodestar. what a morning

I have had a good experience using Proton for email, cloud storage, vpn and password management for the past year or so.

Does he fit the no dickheads rule after snubbing us before? Can’t imagine he’ll get a great reception from the crowd

Hades 2 was excellent but didn’t feel like a massive advancement from the also excellent first game to me. Haven’t got round to Yotei yet but it looks good. Citizen Sleeper 2 was my other favourite.

If they’re continuing to pump out child porn then it should absolutely be banned and the creators and owners of their AI system jailed in accordance with the typical punishment for producing this type of material

Seance of Blake manor!!!

What scientific advances can be credited to the mind of Musk? Or is it now possible to get a Royal Society fellowship for marketing and investing and managing?

What’s wrong with playing dungeons and dragons? 😆

Hmm, getting a bit worried about the Bogle to Everton rumours now

"international law must be followed" is european for "thoughts and prayers"

Never had any kind of gaming console at this point apart from a game boy advance and my parents old PC so I missed the vast majority of these games at the time. I did enjoy spider man 2 at friends houses though, great game

then, as a young 9 year old lad, I was playing Pokemon Fire Red. Now, without a doubt it's VTM Bloodlines - one of the greatest games ever made.