Assault Oreo

Still wondering why Raw Egg Nationalist has remained silent on the whole egg prices thing.
@yrfatfriend.bsky.social @michaelhobbes.bsky.social

This is something I’m coming to terms with.

a group of cartoon characters holding a sign that says won 't somebody please think of the children ALT: a group of cartoon characters holding a sign that says won 't somebody please think of the children

Dude, most libraries have screening processes that invite local folks to join in. What an absolute waste of money and time for a ‘won’t someone think of the children’ moment.

Real men don’t have mothers.

Me: You say phlegmatic, but I don’t think it means what you think it means.
Also me: Emotions are stored in the ballsack!

It does amount to a hill of beans.

New Pharaoh's tomb just dropped.

The tomb of King Thutmose II has been uncovered, Egyptian officials announced on Tuesday, marking the first discovery of a royal resting place since King Tutankhamun’s was unearthed in 1922.

Ducky is the barista of the Famous Weird Coffee Shop and the world needs him.

Apparently AuDHD and ADHD things are now AI canaries? Sorry, maybe I just want you to get bonus content.

The *most* on brand tale

Is it the Sportsbowl this weekend?

Preferably you should be doing something to stop Musk from literally breaking laws. That would be a thing you’re supposed to be doing.

And now I have ‘Comfortable Doug’ from Centaurworld stick in my head.

I mean, make sure to get consent, and that you’re prepped, but sure.

I find it alarming that South Korean officials were climbing up fucking trellises to stop a coup - and then did, and our officials can’t even be bothered to fucking stop Musk. @TammyBaldwin @ronjohnsonwi.bsky.social @TomTiffany
What are we paying you for?

@chescaleigh.bsky.social keeps doing new bangers

"Ambushed" by a plea for mercy is a real language choice.

A black cat lying on a grey blanket, sleeping.

I’m Ashley. Angry. Very fat. Pro Acolyte. Pro-Palestine. Culturally Catholic. Mom. Verbose. Voracious Reader. Sick of This Shit. Not big on Sportsball. Crafter of Many Things. Loves Cats. Cottagecore. Dark Academia. Full of Swears. Lazy Gardener. Kitchen Queen. Bad B Movies. Quotes Shakesy P.

Make sure to have antacids when they repeat on you, buddy

Adair, Iowa, had a population of 794. So, it seemed suspicious when its three-person police department asked regulators to buy 90 machine guns, including an M134 Gatling-style minigun capable of shooting up to 6,000 rounds of ammunition every minute. Federal agents later discovered Adair's police chief, Bradley Wendt, was using his position to acquire weapons and sell them for personal profit. A jury convicted Wendt earlier this year of conspiracy to defraud the United States, lying to federal law enforcement and illegal possession of a machine gun. Wendt is unapologetic and has appealed his conviction. "If I'm guilty of this, every cop in the nation's going to jail," Wendt told CBS News just days before a federal judge sentenced him to a 5-year prison term. Wendt's crimes appear to be part of a nationwide pattern.

This story is uh, insane www.cbsnews.com/news/police-...

No Dems, Trans People Didn’t Lose You the Election — Assigned After attacks on the trans community in the wake of the election, Riki Wilchins takes a look at the actual data.

It's easy to blame your problems on a minority, but that's rarely the real cause.

This article by @rikiwilchins.bsky.social
www.assignedmedia.org/breaking-new...

Fucking awesome

Good

When an article says "some scientists think" then remember this: I, a scientist, once thought I could fit a whole orange in my mouth. I could, it turns out, get it in there, but I hadn't given sufficient thought to the reverse operation.

Why is always exponential and not logarithmic.

My eyebrows are locked in at Eleanor Audley. They have no chill.

Try not to imagine. Reason number whatever that makes me glad I buy out of a local shop.

I dunno, man, they are at least going in the ‘not meat as a taco shell’ direction