Paige

I would rather die than create an account to continue

I’ve never met a Jared that I liked

This guy on TikTok said that a recession is coming and gave tips on how you can prepare. Step 1 was to have a safety net of that’s at least 1 year salary. I want to live in whatever world he thinks he lives in

Real question: does Trump use foundation that is too dark for him or does he use self tanner? I know it’s not a spray tan because of how bad it is. I have a feeling it’s foundation based on the fact that he never has full coverage.

Am I the only one who sees it

Espresso martinis are the most contagious cocktail. Oh, you’re getting an espresso martini? Twist my arm I’ll get one too

Steve Buscemi’s best performance was the PI on 30 Rock. I said what I said

Every year I must come to terms with the fact that I don’t know how to spell Febuary

Where are the democratic leaders? Look at the replies to this post, people are scared and don’t feel support from their party. You guys have literally one job, speak loudly and fight for us.

Hey Kanye! Next time wear matching outfits with your wife! Or would that be too embarrassing for you :/

Luigi Mangione

I was in a store yesterday and a woman collapsed and hit her head on a shelf, cutting her head open. We stopped the bleeding while the clerk called 911. When the ambulance showed up, the woman didn’t want to go to the hospital at first bc she was worried about the cost. Picture unrelated.

One time I thought I liked a Taylor Swift song but it turned out it was Gracie Abrams

B - we’re so tired just release a music video

When will Paul Mescal accept my follow request on instagram

How much Botox will Matt Gaetz get to self-soothe after all this public embarrassment

Has the dust settled enough for me to say I think Amy Winehouse would’ve hated her biopic

Justice Department Concurs With Matt Gaetz Defense That 17-Year-Olds Pretty Much Ready To Roll
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Thank god you’re here bestie

I’m hereeeeee bestie

conveniently, everything that makes me and my consultants wealthy not to blame for losing the election

I did this during the pandemic and it was so great, you don’t appreciate that literature at 16

The world is working in evil and mysterious ways this week

the problem with saying we need a “Joe Rogan for the left” is that Rogan was not a creation of conservatives. he was a regular guy who became conservative because he’s very stupid.

Reddit - Dive into anything

The clearest explanation I've seen yet as to why we are in this mess.

"Simple solutions to complex problems are always appealing to people of low engagement and/or low intelligence."

Being an American this week has felt a little bit like this