Lyn✨

The Simpsons have been right 34 times 🤔

Just sayin, be patient 😉

Cheers

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Parents Get Up Early To Place Santa Droppings Around Living Room To Convince Children He Visited

Parents Get Up Early To Place Santa Droppings Around Living Room To Convince Children He Visited
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Notre-Dame Reopened To Fire PARIS—After five years of painstaking reconstruction, the famed Notre-Dame cathedral reportedly reopened Friday to fire. “As a key symbol of fire identity, we are so thrilled to welcome flames into No...

Notre-Dame Reopened To Fire

How Oklahoma Schools Are Incorporating The Bible Into Curriculum Covering way more incest in sex ed class. -The Onion

How Oklahoma Schools Are Incorporating The Bible Into Curriculum
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Texas Bans Sale Of Luggage To Pregnant Women The Onion

Texas Bans Sale Of Luggage To Pregnant Women
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Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Of Customer -The Onion

Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Of Customer
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I talked about this time and time again over on twitter and the fact that fellow creators around me were not giving this the same energy they gave to COPPA spoke VOLUMES.

The lives and voices of LGBTQ+ and marginalised individuals will be endangered and silenced if this bill passes. Do something.

it's always morally correct to have tomato soup and a grilled cheese

“At those places you cant pronounce” and its a subway car image with the location Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

call me blackbeard the way i treasure her chest

Well gang,

Looks like we have to fight, and defeat, a compilation of history’s greatest evils all at once. Civil War, WW2, the Cold War, greed, racism, sexism, ignorance, fascism…hell is empty and all the demons are here.

Let’s fucking go.

the image shows wouldbe trump assassin ryan routh on the cover of the "national enquirer" with the headline "trump shooter tells all: chilling jailhouse confession".

i mean, as long as joe in a pardoning mood ...

I can hardly wait!

stardew valley puts a wizard in your rural farming town and he sometimes does magic but his main thing is he had a messy divorce

So glad Bluesky is cracking down on impersonators and parody accounts.

NOTE: Since no one can prove God is real, I am therefore not an impersonation or a parody.

Hi, I’m God.

ITS REAL THANKSGIVING CAN I GET A HELL YA BROTHER

Life is shit you just gotta enjoy the days that are less shit than the others.

Actually, in France male athletes wear jacquestraps to protect their oui ouis

The Scroll of Truth meme - an exploitable image series based on a web comic by artist Tate Parker, in which an explorer discovers a scroll that provides various unpleasant or unsettling truths, causing him to angrily toss the parchment away. In this adaption the text reads "I've finally found it... after all these years - THE SCROLL OF TRUTH!: 'efficient public transportation is more important than electric cars'...NYEHHH!" - as the character throws the scroll away on reading the unwanted information

#fossilheads

Traffic from Bluesky to thegodpodcast.com is surging while Facebook and Threads remain irrelevant. This is powering rapid growth of both free subscribers and paid members.

Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life

Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life
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Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Balloon Floats Away After Handlers Let Go To Check Their Phones

How could they :(…

Happy Thanksgiving!

Today is a good day to thank undocumented immigrants.
🦃 3/4 of them are essential workers vital to keeping our country running.

They make up:
📌 23% of construction workers
📌 40%–55% of agriculture workers
📌 25% of food preparation & serving workers
📌 8% of healthcare workers

Rooman nomerals.

‘You’re The Bonnie To My Clyde,’ Says Biden Running Off With Pardoned Turkey WASHINGTON—Participating in the annual tradition one last time before leaving office, President Joe Biden reportedly told a pardoned Thanksgiving turkey “You’re the Bonnie to my Clyde” on Monday befor...

"It’s us against the world now, turkey."

Family, Secret Family Really Hitting It Off AUGUSTA, GA—Realizing he should have introduced them years ago, local man Daniel Pendergast’s family was really hitting it off with his secret family, sources confirmed Monday. “I just assumed they’d ...

“The kids have been talking nonstop about how much they look like each other, and they keep swapping stories about the many struggles in life they’ve had to face on their own because I wasn’t there for them.”

Oh fuck, they let go of the Bluey balloon!