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Half hillbilly, half swamp. And a little bewildered, frankly. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ•πŸ’™

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Even my dog is disgusted.

10.11.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've had a don't-ask-don't-tell situation with mine for the last few years

09.11.2025 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not the same food every day though. Learn the signs of what food she is *today*, and then you're really golden.

09.11.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

See also: the spine

09.11.2025 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Arkansas Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders attends the 2025 Simmons Bank Championship, wearing a $1000 Hermes belt barely a week before the federal government shutdown will end SNAP benefits for 220,000 Arkansans.

Arkansas Governor Sarah Huckabee Sanders attends the 2025 Simmons Bank Championship, wearing a $1000 Hermes belt barely a week before the federal government shutdown will end SNAP benefits for 220,000 Arkansans.

What stage of capitalism is it when 222,000 Arkansans are about to have their SNAP benefits cut off, but you still show up to a country club golf tourney rocking a $1,000 Hermes belt?

27.10.2025 21:29 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

My husband and I both had turns as the SAH parent when our kids were babies. We learned very quickly that just taking care of a baby is more than enough work for one person. Dishes and laundry got done when we were both home and could tag team.

16.10.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

More of this please.

13.10.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Next: Trump orders Pam Bondi to open a criminal investigation of the Nobel committee.

10.10.2025 13:24 β€” πŸ‘ 426    πŸ” 87    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 5
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CLIP: β€œFiguring out ways to love my neighbor became so hard as a Republican.”

Ex-GOP Lt. Gov. of GEORGIA Geoff Duncan, now running for Gov as a Dem, says others are having the same journey β€” and the β€œtone & tenor” inside the GOP chased him away.

Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DO9e6s2...

24.09.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1165    πŸ” 301    πŸ’¬ 65    πŸ“Œ 18
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Law enforcement officers remember police officer killed in CDC shooting in Atlanta Weeks after David Rose was killed while responding to a shooting this month at the CDC headquarters in Atlanta, officers are remembering the DeKalb County police officer as a courageous leader who pri...

You know who was also a young husband and fatherβ€”not to mention ex-Marineβ€”who died, not attacking others to make himself rich and powerful, but to save the lives of others?

David Rose, the officer killed by the anti-vax domestic terrorist who attacked the CDC.

apnews.com/article/deka...

11.09.2025 14:21 β€” πŸ‘ 12016    πŸ” 3794    πŸ’¬ 72    πŸ“Œ 74

RIP Charlie Kirk, you would have loved politicizing the shooting of Charlie Kirk.

10.09.2025 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 6266    πŸ” 1096    πŸ’¬ 134    πŸ“Œ 11
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Charlie Kirk wasn't killed by political violence.

Charlie Kirk was killed by *gun* violence.

10.09.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 11373    πŸ” 2651    πŸ’¬ 1281    πŸ“Œ 216

There are bullet holes in the windows of CDC buildings due to medical disinformation that Charlie Kirk aggressively helped spread

10.09.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 93    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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Everybody in my house makes cookies, but only my husband makes pie crust.

05.09.2025 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A very stupid woman on Facebook asks, "Does anyone know if [Arkansas LEARNS voucher money] can be used to get a premium subscription to ChatGPT? I use chat to help me develop curriculums all the time and we love going out in nature picking leaves and then I upload a photo and have her identify it and we draw in our notebooks, but I can only upload a certain amount because I don't have the premium. So just curious. I'm assuming no."

ChatGPT has thus far not helped her learn how to use commas correctly, so it's use as a curriculum designer seems limited at best.

A very stupid woman on Facebook asks, "Does anyone know if [Arkansas LEARNS voucher money] can be used to get a premium subscription to ChatGPT? I use chat to help me develop curriculums all the time and we love going out in nature picking leaves and then I upload a photo and have her identify it and we draw in our notebooks, but I can only upload a certain amount because I don't have the premium. So just curious. I'm assuming no." ChatGPT has thus far not helped her learn how to use commas correctly, so it's use as a curriculum designer seems limited at best.

This post about whether someone can use LEARNS voucher money to buy a premium subscription to ChatGPT so it can create her kid's homeschool curriculum is going to be the inciting incident in my supervillain arc.

11.08.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 123    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

Rump roast

06.08.2025 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it’s worth noting this piece generated the most unsubscribes I’ve seen in a while, and the newsletter version had the lowest open rate in many months. These horrors persist in part because too many people go to great pains to avoid them.

24.07.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 9812    πŸ” 3089    πŸ’¬ 245    πŸ“Œ 81

Even before the internet, there was no right to privacy in a public place. Nothing violated here but a rich man's ego.

17.07.2025 22:49 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I expect to see you in your weddin' suit next time I'm out at the farm...

13.07.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lenny and Squiggy

10.07.2025 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He has refused his Assent to Laws…

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world…

For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury…

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences…

A Tyrant is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

04.07.2025 12:32 β€” πŸ‘ 7158    πŸ” 2091    πŸ’¬ 170    πŸ“Œ 85
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10k mortals and one Batman in Little Rock this morning. #NoKings

15.06.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Update: Democrat Gazette says 8,000 were there. I like to think it was 8,647. πŸ˜‰

14.06.2025 20:14 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
No Kings protest at the Minnesota State Capitol

No Kings protest at the Minnesota State Capitol

No Kings protest at the Minnesota State Capitol

No Kings protest at the Minnesota State Capitol

No Kings protest at the Minnesota State Capitol

No Kings protest at the Minnesota State Capitol

No Kings protest at the Minnesota State Capitol

No Kings protest at the Minnesota State Capitol

Despite warnings from the law enforcement not to attend today’s No Kings rally after this mornings shooting of Minnesota lawmakers with the killer on the lose, the No Kings Rally is happening at the Minnesota State Capitol in St. Paul.

14.06.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 23947    πŸ” 6258    πŸ’¬ 355    πŸ“Œ 525
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that's little rock, arkansas showing the hell up #nokings

14.06.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 31579    πŸ” 4856    πŸ’¬ 331    πŸ“Œ 192

All the way across the bridge, with crowds on both sides. Beautiful. #nokings

14.06.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you to the organizers!

14.06.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Gathering in Little Rock. #nokings

14.06.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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