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The great A’Tuin

A frog person hiding from an ethereal giant cat

Archers firing at Godzilla

Amazing pieces from @thoughtographic.bsky.social ! Great detail on quality stock

Prepare to laugh and occasionally have your heart ripped out

Amazing promo for the show, tbh

Three pairs of tall black mugs against a white backdrop, showing off the tall, white font text wrapped around the mug, which reads: BIMBO JUICE HIMBO JUICE THEMBO JUICE

if you’re looking for holiday gift ideas, look no further than the USS Bimbo Shop! i just dropped lots of new MERCh including the Big Mug of BIMBO JUICE mugs (also available in HIMBO & THEMBO!) 💖🛍️🖖🏻✨

Oh, definitely. Hindsight and introspection are typically not traits I associate with 'famous' politicians. Maybe I'm not giving him enough credit though

That's giving Al Franken a lot of credit

Don't lock your knees if you're nervous or anxious in front of a crowd, folks. There's a non-zero chance that you're goin' down

The cursed citrus drink

That's 2/3 of the total 'value' of Tesla stock... and paying that out would tank the stock not because of Tesla but because they would've just signed away 2/3 of their market valuation

Wait, that was the wrong link... hang on, I'm trying to delete...

YouTube video by Vengaboys Vengaboys - We like to Party! (The Vengabus)

I put together a tribute to a truly historical vice president

www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zbi...

Then why did I rent all these busses full of blood-drinking leftists with fake voting papers?

Checkmate.

God: "You were my truest son, Charlie. What upsets you?"
Charlie Kirk: "I never got to meet Dick Chaney"
God: "For you, I shall make this happen"

~~~like this and an angel will visit you~~~

it took 15 years, but the xbox kinect finally killed dick cheney

The true tragedy is that his record is being attacked.

He did get that 137th murder hornet up his butt before he died. Do the right thing, Guinness.

#godzilla day?

GODZILLA DAY

Weirdly close to the plot of Schitt's Creek

They spent so long talking about how it's the future and now have to admit it's not worth anything, even to themselves. 😂

The whiplash must be incredible

There's always going *way* too in depth analyzing a single scene or movie so the presentation is 10x longer than the scene. Make sure that any references to other scenes are no longer than it takes to say "This is of course a reference to when <x> did <y>, but we all know that" and then next slide

"Uch, this time of year starts earlier and earlier..."
"Have they started playing Mariah Carey already?"

*me sealing the 20th letter under a fake name to Folgers*

"Who?"

An alert that says: "Explore your options to stay secure Windows 10 support has ended. Upgrade to a new Windows 11 PC for enhanced security and ongoing updates." And then there's a button that says "Learn More" that directs me to a site where I can buy a brand new PC or laptop

Or... and hear me out...

I use the thumb drive I'm sitting next to with Mint Linux on it and probably get another 3-4 years out of this PC. I was only keeping Win10 around because I was lazy and GamePass *was* a good deal. Seems better than spending $1500 on a new PC

#Linux #Windows

The Great A'Tuin!

Maybe he's getting ready to join the War on Cars?

I have wirelessly printed... FROM LINUX

How the hell did they screw up Win 11 so bad... That's got the proprietary driver (hosted by MS) that still includes the massive app and there *will* be pop-ups about Brother's latest cartridge sale.

Linux: "Here's the hot printers in your area"

All we want is Link and private accounts

This is not a butterfly.

This is a poorly drawn ribbon-style bowtie

I love these little guys but never heard the full name.

...does this imply the existence of an extraterrestrial garter snake?

guy who showed up in a yacht costume: "So this is how it ends..."

a man stands outside the doorway of a sewage treatment plant building.

peering inside a doorway behind the man pictured in the other image, a man in a Michael Myers mask is visible in the shadows.

today our Westerly plant hosted a “trick or treatment” plant tour for employees who had never visited before.

granted if you’re going to scare anything out of anyone, this is as good a place as any.