Vera 🏳️‍⚧️

Whoops forgot I had one of these

When you wake up from a nap and remember you have a canoli in your purse 🇮🇹

Like I feel like we're kinda missing the point here folks

I got invited to a "female mentorship program" at my job and the meeting today was not only run by a man, but I was also assigned to be mentored by a man, along with the other two women I work with at this location. I cannot make this shit up

acab includes Gotham Chucklehuts improv guards

Them: "Why are you telling me this?"

Me: "Because I'm autistic."

So my sister told me that my mom likes to call me her "brister" and I don't know if it hurts more to know she's still disrespecting me after a year and a half or that she's doing it in such a cringe way

I love you too 🩷🩵 miss you already

Had a cute little date last night with @clairified.bsky.social and I can't stop thinking about how pretty she looked, lit up by all the lights and the wind blowing her hair and ahhh I'm gay

I love you too

i want to hear vampires argue about dracula. i want to hear one be like "he got handed everything with that stoker book. there are so many better vampires" and another one shake their head like "no way, dracula changed the game. you cant pretend he didnt"

Aw ☺️ thanks 💕

The moon is a lesbian

But I care, and the socks care too 🥺 they wanna be with their mates

I just had the most wonderful long weekend and I'm going back to bed to avoid the comedown for at least another hour or two

😂😭

30 😎

I was there! 💕

I'm graduating Rosie to adult cat food soon and I'm so proud 🥺

trans women with literally any kind of titty. reskeet if you agree

me, handing the store guy 40 rupees hyrulean: hello yes i would like to buy a pack of bombs please

the cashier at walmart: is.... this some sort of joke?

girl who didn’t do nearly enough gay shit in her 20s, you could really say she has loads to make up for 😎👉👉

"Coffee is over, it's water time 😎" - my Uber driver