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1Mb memory pack coming soon and the price of a Metro.

If I were depressed, would I do this?
*Puts on a Radiohead record and cries*

“Instead, McSweeney has secured a world in which Cabinet ministers such as Streeting run along to cultivate Marshall at meretricious events such as the Spectator dinner. It’s all so sad. We so badly need the Starmer Government to succeed. This moral and political delinquency makes me want to cry.”

Hello. Watched Garry’s show when little on BBC2, saw the whole lot last year. Then Larry. I think the network interferences Larry had to deal with was a reflection about what they did to S4 GSS. Just a thought, sorry to drop out of nowhere.

thinking about the theme to garry's show, (the opening theme to garry's show)

And he is a creep, it's important that we keep talking about that. Bezos, Zuck, Musk, Theil, all sneaky little creeps and losers. Gutless. Frightened of Trump, their new daddy. And an object lesson in what happens when the nerds "win"

At uni, someone broke into a pal’s house where some of my stuff got pinched. The landlord’s brother ended up after the guys got booted. I popped round to pick up bits that were left and as consolation he gave me a four pack of Gold Label. Whooo boy. Have to chill that shit RIGHT down to drink it.

Sauce: https://x.com/dick_genital/status/2020252028186902935

In a touching tribute to his mentor, Morgan McSweeney has resigned in disgrace.

I hear Reform are hiring 🖕

i have such great news about the future of humanity but i promised i wouldn't say anything until they get here

There's a flipside to this argument: the number of AI-written books I can ignore in a day is infinite. I'm willing to put as much effort into reading her work as she's put into producing it - that is, none at all.

Still got this on my phone from when we were talking about Chuck’s out of proportion head on the Soylent Green poster in the spare room. @captainhowdy.bsky.social

Good idea tho

While there is justified outrage about Mandelson, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor &others, the relentless media focus on Keir Starmer (who was NOT mentioned in any Epstein file) is overdone.
By contrast, no focus on Farage who WAS mentioned (and who, BTW, applauded the appointment of Mandelson)…

6 panel comic P1: a super simplistic looking drawing of a bird is sat on a tree branch, which is heavy with plump red berries. Every single thing that could be drawn "wrong" on the bird is done so. P2: the bird's beak opens: "im hunger i eat da berrs" P3: a close up of the bird as they chow down on some delish beers. "hurrrr nommy nom" P4: the bird snaps their head back, and swallows the berries whole with a loud "SWALP" P5: POV pans back as the bird flies away, rejoicing with a "joyjoyjoy yes joyyy" Two silhouetted figures in the foreground watch... P6: They are revealed to be realistic looking blackbirds. The one on the left looks on in horror and says "what the hell was THAT!?" The one on the right turns to their companion and says "fuck knows"

just a normal bird comic

Rate bit of good news here for Labour.

Peter Thiel warns the Antichrist and apocalypse are linked to the ‘end of modernity’ currently happening—and cites Greta Thunberg as a driving example | Fortune The Gen Z Swedish climate activist is a legionnaire of the Antichrist, Thiel claims, a “Luddite” who wants to halt technological progress in its tracks.

This is not a sane person.

fortune.com/2026/02/04/p...

ALWAYS loved Viz ads; I remember sweet scented sheds and pissed-up coach trips to shoot at Stonehenge now this?! Well, I hope they’ve got plenty of stock *opens purse*

British values

Gorton and Denton by-election: MP responds after printers admit leaflet error Reform sent out a letter designed to look as if it was handwritten by a local resident.

oh look another Reform scandal www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I love how every audience member is vibing to a different beat and they're all the wrong one 😂

This is going to be the next thing in tech: companies offering AI blockers, AI firewalls, AI free security and hosting solutions…
a whole new market, well done everybody.

After a certain point the sanity of Palantir's leadership does matter to the national security of the UK and other European states buying its software

Evergreen

THIS. Spot on.

Home Office @ukhomeoffice Follow Illegal migrants living in hotels have been banned from using taxpayer-funded taxis for medical appointments. Under new rules, taxi use for medical journeys will be restricted to individuals with physical disabilities and serious or chronic illnesses. ... TP + ILLEGAL MIGRANTS BANNED FROM USING TAXIS FOR MEDICAL APPOINTMENTS

Home Offi... @ukhomeoffi... • Feb 6 The largest number of illegal migrants and foreign criminals have been removed or deported off British soil in a decade. - NEARLY - 60000 ILLEGAL MIGRANTS CRIMINALS REMOVED OR DEPORTED

Any time I look to see what the Labour government is up to in the UK it turns out to be things like making posters that Alfonso Cuarón put in the background of the long tracking shot that opens “Children of Men”.

Actually they might not dig that.

Do they cook? Heads in a stew?