I've no idea what "Surf Dracula" is but it sounds intriguing.

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Mood:

Try pulling a "I don't know her" after Melania bombs at the box office.

She's nuts.

What could go wrong?

Yes, it will be remember the same way as Showgirls and Battlefield Earth: Big box office bombs, but you've heard of them.

Umm...

But I was told Democrats are bad at messaging.

Jeffries: "Why is Donald Trump focused on enriching himself, his family, and his friends as opposed to driving down the high cost of living?"

Yes...against us.

I think this year will be bluer than 2018 because the economy was doing well in 2018. Also, this is Trump's second midterm election. The six-year curse is real.

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Every Republican between now and November:

You assume Mike Johnson feels shame.

Here's what I don't understand: If Democrats stole the 2020 election, why then did Democrats not steal the 2024 election?

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I've always wanted to post this:

Someone should ask Mike if he's a real boy.

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Me right now:

Because they have nothing better to do on a Sunday.

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It's so cold I'm channeling Ric Flair this morning:

Blanche: Agree to disagree, Dana.

Also Ron: I'm not human, either.

We need a full accounting of Trump's crimes when this is over.

Johnson: Well, that's, just like your opinion, man.

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Democrat messaging in a gif:

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Democrats flip a Republican district in Texas last night, but political hacks say:

Man, there is a tweet for everything.

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Republicans right now:

It's too early in the morning for this craziness.

Elon's tweet is giving off serious OJ vibes: If I did it.