David Jalbert

You don’t need any work! You look great!

Piano Sonata No. 8 in B-Flat Major, Op. 84: III. Vivace by David Jalbert on Apple Music Song · 2025 · Duration 10:12

The first single from the upcoming album is out. Official launch Sept. 12!

Wild how almost every pre-2000 plot (fiction of any kind) totally collapses if you just factor in text messaging

Pencils ✏️ with rock-hard erasers that don’t do any erasing but smear indelibly: why do we tolerate this?

Angela looks so different in this picture!

Superpower indeed

Saw a book review headlined “confusing, slow and boring” and immediately bought the book

Thought I would grow old in Star Trek but it’ll be the Hunger Games instead

If the conservatives come in and scuttle this I will become radicalized

Me in 1999: “That South Park movie was wacky, imagining an American imperialism so deranged that they decide to invade Canada in a crusade of censorship. 😂”

Me in 2025: 😐

Have to say Kanye set the bar pretty high

Let’s play “who’s going to be the first prominent classical musician to add a swastika to their bio to get a gig at the Kennedy Center?

Inside the stunning success of Balatro, the video game sensation made by an anonymous Canadian Balatro stands out for its success as a card game among competitors with complex storylines and fast-paced action set pieces

If the US comes at us again with tariff threats, I say we just take away Balatro

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YouTube video by David Jalbert Bach: Allemande, from Partita no. 1 in B-flat major BWV 825

En récital au Centre Canadien d’Architecture

Oh amazing here comes the next Ben Mulroney 😐

Watching TV advertisers trying to make *syringes* sexy since the advent of Ozempic has really been head-spinning

Being stuck in traffic will surely make me want to support the people responsible and give them money!

Fun fact: young Bach used to punch people in the face. Maybe he could show up for a cameo

Nooooooooooooooo

Ladies and gentlemen, the leader of the People’s Party of Canada, whose (oh-so-white) supporters befouled the streets of Ottawa for 3 weeks in 2022

Not looking forward to the Ontario university bankruptcies in the pipeline

…then when they win anyway, they don’t hold referendums because the polling is so obviously bad. That’s why the last one was in 95.

PQ leaders always get cornered and weakened by the separatist faction in the party before they’re even elected. He knows it’s a terrible idea for his chances but they hold his balls in a vice 🙃

PQ winning provincial election ≠ automatic referendum. I repeat this ad nauseam for people in other provinces: sovereignty is *a drag* on the PQ in Quebec.

But if Poilièvre becomes PM, it will shoot up the polls. See the bright side, we all have agency.

When Led Zeppelin was still an active band in the mid-1970s, the group's manager, Peter Grant, spotted Dylan at a star-studded event. "'Hello, Bob. I'm Peter Grant, I manage Led Zeppelin.'"
Dylan's retort: "'I don't come to you with my problems.'"

He’s basically saying he’s hotter than Jon Snow 🫠

I for one am grateful

Gagging for relevance

Another all-timer

I was trying to figure out what’s missing from this app and clearly it was photos of Mittens