every single Movement in my living memory that's had something genuinely important to the betterment of our culture has been, without fail, parasitized by agitators and useful idiots who fucked it dry of anything good and important and hard and true it was demanding of us as people
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Did you happen to read the Alan Dershowitz article in the New York Times?
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Yes. Its always only Alan for Alan
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2018-07-04 16:44:30 (UTC) [1]
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Exactly. I thought he came off as an asshole.
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accurate
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He's the biggest self promoter I've ever met. It's quite laughable how desperate he is. Also the biggest name dropper. It's makes me shutter it so embarrassing. He has no shame.
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Worse than you know
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2018-07-04 16:46:55 (UTC) [1]
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I can't imagine it being any worse. It's insufferable.
An all-time double "worst person you know makes a great point" about an even worse person
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kind of wild to think that if you're living today in the world, you're probably in that circle
04.02.2026 03:26 β π 295 π 34 π¬ 14 π 5
Donβt turn around, whoa-uh-oh
Pretend his pants arenβt brown, whoa-uh-oh
04.02.2026 03:37 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
lol exactly the kind of woke liberal claptrap I expect fromβ¦*squints at pfp* uh, theβ¦ uh, CATO Institute
04.02.2026 02:47 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Close up of a screenshot from the moment Trump doo doos his pants and the woman in green forgot that youβre not supposed to look at the president if you hear doo doo sounds
Why stop there
RFK is the Doo Doo Secretary.
Hell I mean we got a Doo Doo President
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Mass-shooter government
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ICE agent wearing skull mask that is usually associated with the neo Nazi atomwaffen group
Fucking surreal that people dressed like this and carrying assault rifles are permitted to kidnap people off our streets
03.02.2026 23:35 β π 8678 π 2499 π¬ 490 π 636
Everyone is rightly bothered that he wonβt go further.
Iβm not convince me he wonβt cave on even *these* asks. How many of you think Chuckβs gonna go to the mat on masks? Not me
04.02.2026 00:36 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Dark revenge buddy comedy about Melinda Gates and MacKenzie Scott (Bezos), upstanding philanthropists who moonlight as globe-trotting Epstein File vigilantes.
I just know Seth Rogan wants to produce this
04.02.2026 00:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
A rare misstep from Goebbels usually he stays on message says the WSJ
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03.02.2026 19:57 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
(Laudatory) hon hon hon
03.02.2026 23:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Every once in a while I remember that Mike Johnson has an app on his phone that shares his browsing history with his son (and vice-versa) in order to help him resist the satanic allure of internet pornography
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NP
03.02.2026 23:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
imprison their criminal employees, legislatively burn DHS down to the ground, and legally salt the statutory earth where this agency stood.
03.02.2026 21:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
New month, new horrors, new h@ndle
03.02.2026 21:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Good framing from local news here
03.02.2026 17:14 β π 843 π 201 π¬ 5 π 1
SHOCKING FEDERAL COURT MOMENT: DOJ attorney Julie Le, "The system sucks, this job sucks" to Judge Jerry Blackwell who pressed her on why so many court orders are being ignored by ICE/Trump admin. She asked to be held in contempt just so she could get 24 hours of sleep. @FOX9
This is unreal. An AUSA talking like that in open court is about as close as you can come to a total breakdown. Never heard of anything like it.
03.02.2026 20:46 β π 10576 π 3189 π¬ 282 π 856
I canβt believe that was like 23 years ago wtf
03.02.2026 21:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The informal, distributed version of the Dick Cheney-Judith Miller play
03.02.2026 21:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Besides avoiding investigations and potential accountability/impeachment, part of me is convinced that a major reason trump is so desperate to not lose GOP control of the House in November 2026 is because he needs the GOP in control of the House on January 6, 2029
03.02.2026 21:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
This is really really good. I know a lot of people who should read this
03.02.2026 20:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
This is long, and very much worth it, on several levels: story, parable, reframing techniques for understanding our current conflicts, and commentary on our current situation.
03.02.2026 20:35 β π 41 π 14 π¬ 0 π 0
Hard to overstate the damage to US-Israel relations done by the sense of entitlement and ingratitude reflected in comments like these and Netanyahu's own recent statements. Baseless misdirection to suggest that Israeli soldiers' deaths in Gaza we caused by some phantom US
"embargo" (when in fact Biden resisted enormous pressure to condition aid, as required by U.S. law, even as Israel rebuffed calls to facilitate more humanitarian assistance and reduce civilian casualties), and insulting to suggest that U.S. concern for people of Gaza was driven by
"Michigan," as if no other possible basis for concern comes to mind. If goal of Netanyahu and his partisans is to accelerate the sharp decline in U.S. public support for Israel, and to further undermine the bipartisan character of that support, this seems like good way to go about it.
Interesting admission by Biden administration official and Kamala Harris NSC advisor earlier today
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If thereβs one exception to my 99.5%-wealth-tax-on-assets-over-$1,000,000,000-in-assets policy, it might be for Melinda Gates.
03.02.2026 18:58 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Unlike RFK jr and Doug Burgum, she forgot one of the most important Oval Office Rules: when you hear ass sounds DO NOT LOOK IN THE TRUMPS DIRECTION.
03.02.2026 18:54 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
This is a great example of what Marx called "the vampire thirst for the living blood of labour."
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Richard Hanania, looking creepy and psychotic
Pedo Face is a real thing
03.02.2026 18:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1
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