Johnny

So he’s basically on holiday?

‘Don’t go to the US – not with Trump in charge’: the UK tourist with a valid visa detained by ICE for six weeks Karen Newton was in America on the trip of a lifetime when she was shackled, transported and held for weeks on end. With tourism to the US under increasing strain, she says, ‘If it can happen to me, it can happen to anyone’

‘Don’t go to the US – not with Trump in charge’: the UK tourist with a valid visa detained by ICE for six weeks

a couple of men dressed as bananas are dancing ALT: a couple of men dressed as bananas are dancing

Could’ve been worse

The boxes taste identical, tbf

Nope. This country can’t be trusted with referendums. Stick it in your manifesto and come in with a mandate.

Patsy?

Same for me.

McMalbec

Hopefully your organisation does not use Splunk.

“Surrounded by losers
Misfits and boozers”

I’m over 60 and I endorse this message.

If the Brexit years really were behind us, Reform would no longer be a threat, there’d be no talk of leaving the ECHR, no Brexit peerages or whining about ‘Brexit betrayal’.
Instead, there’d be accountability and an electoral price to pay for the damage done. A ruthless reality check. No prisoners.

I’m not playing this stupid game with Reform or any of their multimillionaire groupies, vilifying immigrants and moaning about the benefits bill from their tax havens and Dubai penthouses. Then lying about what they said and why.

Reform is a racist party. Relying on racist votes for power. End of.

Metric system too - let’s goooo!

Is THIS why he never goes to Clacton?

Something magnificent about Kemi Badenoch's self-confidence, and her claim that the Mandelson affair is entirely down to her asking questions at PMQs. Like a toddler who thinks their plastic steering wheel is controlling the car.

I’m nowhere, baby!

Yeah, I really like him.

No. Not now, and not for this.

Bran. All Bran.

You’ll shit your pants when you see the Trivago guy.

Ya beauty!!

My old boss used to send us a Fortnightly Update of Current Knowledge.

Probably unture

I think that was the case. And I guess he thought it was a risk worth taking.

Where were the security services?

Elton John is sweating…