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A Nashville hot chicken sandwich would kill a Victorian child

quite conceited for someone who hasn’t posted a selfie since 2019

so over gay guy superficiality. like, you know you’re gonna get old too, right?

Hot guy requested to follow me on instagram and then immediately unfollowed me

Can someone get me 3m followers? I want Dior to send me shit too

I don’t trust listings where the owner takes a couple shitty pics themselves. Like, do you want to sell it? The frugality of something so important makes you wonder what other things they skimped on- did they “fix” the foundation themselves? Is the addition even permitted?

A good psychiatrist is literally life-changing!

Honestly the natives in Mickey 17 were all too benevolent

Mickey 17 is the bottom and Mickey 18 is the top

Do it lady!

The wool of the Black sheep is warmer

…30 dollars?

Now… RUN

3 Bennies later and I’m feeling 1% better

Ok Bowen yang, I see your new shoulders

Me yelling “FUCK OFF” at my TV screen showing mega rich people buying bunkers that cost more than most people’s home. Have fun living in the radioactive ash, bitch.

God, I hate billionaires.

Him being so indifferent to her the entire movie was just 🤯

I’ll say it: I don’t really care for Jonathan Andersons Dior collection

NUEVABOOOOL

Please continue! You look like you’re sculpted from marble

Why do straight people feel compelled to tell me all about the gays they know?

Who was that third guy I made out with in Sydney?

Why is snoop dog even homophonic? Like he’s a famous stoner

An obstetrician who works out is an ob-gym

Those with a voice have the obligation to speak for those with none

The feng shui is not shui-ing

Why is that my favorite thing to do haha