Corey

Just a friendly reminder that the movies and books of our youth lied to us and there is NO ONE swooping in at the last minute to save you.

Why would anyone with half a brain mention gas and the 1970s in a positive light, in the same sentence?

YouTube video by ZadokTM Cart falls ❄️🛷

Me, sliding into 2026 like:
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YouTube video by The Cure - Topic I Can Never Say Goodbye

The eighth wonder of the modern world: The fact The Cure released the best album of their career in 2024. (For reference, the band was founded in 1976.)

Frightened Rabbit - The Midnight Organ Fight (Full Album) - YouTube The full album for The Midnight Organ Fight / Music by Frightened Rabbit playlist Frightened Rabbit - The Midnight Organ Fight / Frightened Rabbit Full Album...

Midnight Organ Fight by Frightened Rabbit is one of those weird albums where the second half (side B for us record folk) is notably better than the first half. Starting at Head Rolls Off and onward... wowzer. Special appreciation given to Floating in the Forth, Poke and Keep Yourself Warm. #music

I said before that music festivals are a luxury item for the bourgeoisie. It's ridiculous how expensive these events are. It costs $315 for a single ticket to a regional festival in Iowa. I don't see a future for myself where I can afford something like this and still eat that month.

Anyone know where to pick up my check from the weekend's protest? I was not told ahead of time this was a paid gig, so I'm kind of working backwards.

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sometimes the best jokes are 30+ years old 😉

Guess it's time to dust off the reel-to-reel player. #highfidelity #newrelease #music

Maybe I should get really into darts.

Can anyone explain to me how this website banner is a legal use of federal resources?

The superintendent of Des Moines schools, the largest district in the largest city in Iowa, was disappeared by ICE today after he went to the site of an ICE raid that impacted his students. Why is no one talking about this? @cnn.com @nbcnews.com @washingtonpost.com @podsaveamerica.crooked.com

Casual, and unrelenting cruelty.

Will bluesky judge me if I listen to the Encanto soundtrack even when my kid's not in the car?

That pause is the worst -- then I feel obligated to follow up with "do you agree?" to which the answer is usually "yes" and I'm out a quote. Best case, they repeat what you just said back to you so the whole monologue can be used as a quote attributed to them 😂

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

My dealer recently told me he was switching from hard drugs to vaccines. Seems like that market is a lot more profitable right now.

When I think about sharing my thoughts on the state of things in the U.S.

Josh Ritter - The Animal Year (2006)
Counting Crows - Saturday Nights & Sunday Mornings (2008)
The Decemberists - The King is Dead (2011)
Jenny Lewis - The Voyager (2014)
Jason Isbell & the 400 Unit - The Nashville Sound (2017)

Observation: 2003 was a great year for music, holy shit.

Recently played:
Tom Petty - Wildflowers (1994)
Smashing Pumpkins - Mellon Collie & the Infinite Sadness (1995)
Aimee Mann - Bachelor No. 2 (2000)
BT - Emotional Technology (2003)
The Minus 5 - Down with Wilco (2003)
The Rapture - Echoes (2003)
Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Fever to Tell (2003)

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At this point I'd estimate about 85-90% of my music listening is nostalgic in nature. That means a solid majority of what's in the headphones was created between 1991 and 2011. IMO, that's a pretty solid 20 years of tunes.

Just Facebook Marketplace doing Marketplace things.
#FBgonewild

James Dobson was a crazy pastor/eugenicist who pushed conversion therapy and sympathized w/ Ted Bundy. He’s best known for spreading the gospel of child abuse and instructed his parishioners to beat the shit out of their children - which they did. A unique evil in a sea of hate. Burn in hell, bitch.

Rest in Piss. Sadistic F*ck.

huh, I'm not familiar with that brand. Are they sold at Macy's?

Advice from Reddit: Don't start a business when you need money.
Well Jesus Christ, when else are you supposed to do something in a desperate bid to not be broke anymore?
#rant #moneytrouble #exhausted #inflation

New inspirational quote incoming: live life like your call will be used for training or quality purposes.

Do you ever feel like the underappreciated artistic mastermind of your office? I do.

Last week, Chase announced he was joining ICE after most of the jobs in Adventure Bay dried up when FEMA disaster aid was rescinded by the Trump administration. #pawpatrol #rawdog

Nature looked at us (collective humanity) and said, "ok, if you lazy fuckers won't do it, I'll take care of this one myself."