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Self-driving car in the express lane.

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Quite a stiff sentence for a scheme that flopped.

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Sue for his inability to use the word thrash correctly.

09.03.2025 20:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can I reduce it to 5 bullet points?

08.03.2025 19:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Moosehead offering new 'Presidential Pack' with just enough beers to get through Trump's presidency Moosehead Breweries unveils new 'Presidential Pack' of 1,461 beers, enough to make it through every day of Donald Trump's presidential term

This is great, but it needs to be packaged with a couple hundred bottles of Crown Royal or Canadian Club or we’re not gonna make it

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Are you here all week?

28.02.2025 03:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kid Rock, Ted Nugent, Larry the Cable Guy, and Kanye with security provided by the Proud Boys

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It's called irony. Just ask Lou Gehrig.

31.01.2025 12:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

As is the botanical name for the pine species.

20.01.2025 03:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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