Hal Milton

The Calvins Twins talk about their horse fighting ventures. They mention their mother was killed by a horse when she got in the way during a horse fight. They start each fight off by saying "ya gotta laugh".

The older I get, the simpler I realize I've always been. I've worn this @cbbworld.bsky.social t-shirt to game conferences since it came out, waiting for a freak to recognize it. Sure enough, in an elevator last night, someone did and we shared an appropriately awkward nigh-high five. Made my night.

Not to brag but I’ve been ahead of the curve on hating Ring cameras.

They say a "file:///var/mobile/Library/SMS/Attachments/c8/08/1C2E2A1B-B573-49BA-B1BA-7AE6808FDB6C/IMG_6366.JPG" paints a thousand words.

"Your Year End Review of Yearly Reviews is in the Rear View!

You watched twenty-three (!) end of year reviews! You earned the title DATA COW!

This puts you in the top 1.5% of our, "We routinely watch you masturbate" cohort!

Tap to feel a fleeting simulacra of connection..."

"Your Doctor's on Demand Year End Review is here!

You had 37 appointments for "Toilet Anxiety" which puts you in the top .95% of our "Hilarious Doctor Anecdotes" Clique!

Tap here to share with the Pope!"

The only reasons left to be on Twitter tend to line up with some pretty crummy human qualities.

I was suspicious when they brought Armando Ianucci on board to write this season, but boy howdy is it a humdinger.

Catherine O'Hara as singer Lola Heatherton, famed for wanting to bear your children.

Maybe be more kind? You have no idea how hard it is to not spell Catherine O'Hara as "Martin Short".

We still have a chance on this relatively new platform to change social media:

stop answering rhetorical questions