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When Ursula K. Le Guin & Philip K. Dick Went to High School Together When you run a site like this, you learn all kinds of unexpected things, most of it rich and rewarding, some of it strange, trivial and yet still intriguing.

Ursula K. Le Guin and Philip K. Dick went to high school together.

homer retreating into a bush captioned I saw nothing

every time a community tests ubi or free housing for the homeless the result is always "holy fuck this works incredibly well and costs less than existing solutions!" and then every politician alive does this

My team and I were miniaturized and injected into the bloodstream of a soviet defector in the hopes we could deploy the ship's microsurgery to clear a blood clot in his brain. Unfortunately the Russians deployed their own nanonauts in an attempt to sabotage our mission. We took care of them, don't worry. Dr. Clark is wounded...might not make it. But we can still make the brain in time if we take a shortcut through the carotid artery. It should be noted in the log that Dr. Wells feels this is an unnecessary risk, I have registered her complaints as required by regulation, and we are pressing on. Wish us luck. Should be in by 11:15.

At my last job you were supposed to send an email if you were going to be late. These are some of my late emails.

Looks like someone told him "Hey, go ahead and vote yes. Trump opened a sham investigation so nothing will come out. You're safe."

When half the internet doesn't work because of a failure of a single vendor, that vendor is a utility, in the same way that power, water, and, back in the day, the phone companies, are/were utilities.
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Color Test Card Frank

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Monster Energy Ultra Wild Passion

Passion fruit candy that evolves into a funky fruit ester flavor before finishing off with energy drink bitterness. It's distinctly Monster. I like it well enough but probably not enough to get frequently.

150mg caffeine

#EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan

“Make *insert noun *insert adjective* again”

Is a sentence structure that should be deemed cursed for all time. It has done nothing but brought out the worse in people, so let’s just not okay?

NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.

Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.

Random Circles

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A Sleepy

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Exactly what it says on the label: The Pope in 1982. He's wearing a black hat, dark RayBans, and looks like he's a member of the Blues Brothers.

What's from Chicago, hates Illinois Nazis, and is holy as fuck?

It's the Pope in 1982.

#doodle #art #Sketchbook

Hello, not only do we not use AI we would rather cut off our own arms than do so. Demonschool is 100% human made.

Bubbles the Seahorse

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Cutting 30,000 jobs at the VA, which will put veterans' services at risk.

Firing federal workers across government, many of whom are veterans.

Gutting SNAP & Medicaid, which millions of veterans need.

Our vets defended us, and this is how the Trump regime is repaying them?

Image is from a Facebook Marketplace listing for a “weird hand puppet with teeth.” Looks like a felt or jersey puppet. Two rows of human-appearing teeth. The cost is $30.

More folk horror from Facebook marketplace

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage

A new group chat I'm in needed a group picture... Simplicity is nice.

tumblr posts glass--beach the point of art is not to be great but to make it transparently obvious that there is something wrong with you naniiebimworks oh. this is a much better standard to live by. 87,617 notes

oh! does this mean… i’m winning…

Funko Pop maker admits it might not survive another year as sales crash - Dexerto Funko warns investors of “substantial doubt” about its future as 2025 sales drop 14% and debt hits $250 million.

Cynthia Williams was President of Wizards of the Coast. Her lasting mark during her tenure was the company attempting to change the Open Gaming License for Dungeons & Dragons, which resulted in a fan backlash and multiple competing products launching.

Williams then left to become CEO of Funko.

Ryan Moulton @moultano Oil is the most Lovecraftian thing that actually exists. You're telling me that there's a black ichor under the earth, made from the ancient dead, whose burning can realize all the dreams of man but only at the price of slowly returning the earth to its primordial state?

Parody of the "Zohran for New York City" logo that says "Vimes for Truth! Justice! Freedom! Reasonably-Priced Love! And a Hard Boiled Egg!"

A Friend-Like Smile

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Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID

Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine

hear my call and obey
#art

For some reason the media is not mentioning that the reason GTA6 is being delayed is they fired 40 staff over threats of unionization and now the rest of their staff are revolting

ICE got dommed by a sub.

On top of refusing to fully fund SNAP during the shutdown, the Trump regime has:

-Cut $1 billion from USDA programs supporting food banks
-Enacted tariffs that have caused food prices to rise
-Made the largest cut to SNAP in history
-Canceled the annual food security survey

Shameful.