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A poster on 8.5 x 11 inch paper saga Fishtown fish facts: red lipped catfish or of ocephalus Darwini. Then a pic of that freaky fish with 4 limbs it rests on the ground and then the words “stg this fish real red-lipped batfish walk ocean floor with they flippers RLBF have RBF, not they fault RLBF have a bioluminescent lure that glows to attract dinner RLBF lipgloss is popping, RLBF lipgloss is cool, all the fish keep jockin, they chase RLBF after school RLBF got scales like armor and shine bright like a diamond Red-lipped batfish will teach you how to dougie, I can promise u that. @yaboyni Take a moment And and realize the moment You took has already passed Thank you See you next time

One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.

Reminder

u might think ur tough shit but you're not people/connie.gif let me tell ya

Ironic memes about the "We Are Charlie Kirk" song, Kirk faceswaps, and Nazi occulist brainrot have collided on TikTok and things are getting very, very dark very, very fast. Your kids are watching nazislop on TikTok.
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

A color portrait of American business executive Lee Iacocca, who rose to prominence as the president of the Ford Motor Company in the 1970s. Iacocca achieved still greater fame when he became the chairman of the Chrysler Corporation, engineering Chrysler’s dramatic turnaround in the 1980s, in part thanks to a $1.5 billion congressional bailout. Lou grumbles whenever he hears about Iacocca, who was, frankly, everywhere in the eighties. I should change my name to Chrysler, Lou tells Dianne. I don’t need a big handout, just a little hand up, he says, staring at the medical bills.

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Gumby and Pokey on a shirt with Don't Ask Me For Shit

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A cartoon of a man multitasking while in the shower. He’s on the phone. He’s taking notes. A rubber ducky floats in the pooled water of his open briefcase. You laugh but this accurately depicts Anderson’s morning routine after a bump of coke but before his coffee. When he arrives at the law offices of Anderson, Wake, & Howe two hours later, it’s Cindy who spies the rubber ducky poking its wet beak out of Anderson’s suit jacket. He winks and tells her conspiratorially, the duck and me, we know what’s what.

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ah here he comes that soon of a gun that cat that Garfield that gigantic thing

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

Comic: Panel one: “these soft bodied aliens operate mech suits” Panel two: “their plan: invade earth” and the aliens are jumping out of the ship towards earth. Panel three: they are really small and they crash landed in a marsh and are being terror a limpkin (snail eating water bird)

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.

you don't want to cross me when i'm in my safety shoes

maybe i am going insane

*beastie boys*
he loves michael jordan and papal BULLS
vow of celibacy so he dont touch GIRLS
fills the faithful with joy and HOPE
hes coming from chicago to be the POPE

Its friday night baby lets get to slurping

someone needs to ask trump to draw a bag of groceries because i don't think we're mentally prepared for the sketch

important reminder for international mens day: kiss your bros

if someone asked me what i thought about the 2028 election today i would attempt to throw them into the atmosphere

i think that people who use headphones in public places like trains are selfish. keeping all your cool music and podcasts to yourself is genuinely sociopathic and deranged behavior. play it on your phone's speaker and let everyone enjoy it, or don't play it at all

The Epstein story gets a something that is tearing at the heart of the electorate: elite impunity. The idea that wealthy and powerful people can do terrible things *at scale* and face no consequences for them. Whatever political party actually stops it could rule the country for a generation.

C R Y I N G this is so perfect lmao

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it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet

Telling my dad about a cybertruck I saw the other day extremely rurally by my parents place and instead of replying to me he yelled to my mom: 'he saw it too.' and my mom saying 'i said i believed you'

The failure of the “blue no matter who” crowd to rally behind Mamdani really just lays the reality of that position bare, doesn’t it?