Ray, physical media enthusiast

It’s gonna be me, a handful of couples and a whole lot of single ladies holding down the Alamo tonight.

What he’s running away from here is the admission that he’s taking about the superiority of a skin color and only skin color, that none of the things he mentioned are “white culture” because there is no such thing as “white culture.”

Except poorly seasoned food, that’s white culture.

I assume, based on Emerald Fennel’s first two movies (Promising Young Woman, Saltburn) that it will be a fun but very empty movie. A movie that exists as much to be memed as it does to affect an audience. I’m ok with that.

I have never read Wuthering Heights, never seen an adaptation of it, have basically zero knowledge of it at all. So why wouldn’t I go see this new movie by myself on opening night. It’s a normal thing for a person to do.

Operation metro surge is ending but operation “go fuck yourselves you fascist pieces of shit” will continue forever.

One newly discovered perk of living alone is I no longer have to worry about blowing my nose too loudly when I’m sick. I can be all kinds of obnoxious about it.

Lotta people are singing Jeremy Piven tonight.

a man in a white tank top is singing into a microphone with the words angry barking noises below him ALT: a man in a white tank top is singing into a microphone with the words angry barking noises below him

Reading the news

One more night of drugging myself to sleep at 8pm will fix me.

James Van Der Beek and Jason Biggs as Jay and Silent Bob

I never watched Dawson’s Creek but I loved James Van Der Beek’s willingness to make fun of it/him. RIP to a real one.

Says a hell of a lot about where America is right now that it will be seen as a massive, massive upset if the El Paso airspace closing isn't related to some sort of crime against humanity.

“It’s a really big number, a million. Not everyone can even count that high. I can do it. One. Two. Three. You get the idea. I won’t count to a million but I could. Not everyone can but I can. Sometimes I count all my crimes. Did I say crimes. No I couldn’t have. One. Two. Three. A million crimes”

It’s not easy to be in the Epstein files a million times. I’m surprised Trump hasn’t started bragging about it yet. He loves to be the biggest and best at everything.

The Wild should probably trade the rest of their prospects for a front line center asap. I have it on good authority that there won’t be a Stanley Cup next year.

The idea of China's ultimate goal being the destruction of The Stanley Cup is so, so funny to me. Was there a three week tactical assault on the Vezina Trophy? Did they annex the Ted Lindsey Award? Oh God, sir, a second plane just hit the Clarence S. Campbell Bowl!

also the venn diagram of people mad they can't understand the lyrics and the people who think born in the usa is about how good america is is a circle

When I was a kid, the super bowl ads were all beer, cola, and Doritos. Then it was dot-coms. A couple years ago it was all crypto. This year is all AI slop, surveillance, and online betting. What a grim reflection of the world the tech oligarchs have wrought.

america could be such a cool fucking place if we’d just let it be

so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined

This is an amazing cultural moment that I have almost zero affinity for.

I am also a 47 year old dude who listens to pop punk.

What if we kissed at the super bowl halftime show?

(I will never retire the summer of ska bit).

If Bad Bunny plays his ska song (Maldita Pobriza) I am going to retire the summer of ska bit.

two super bowls in a row with drake getting slammed

This might be the year we set a record for academy award winning actors shilling shit though.

I thought the Super Bowl ads were terrible but then Liquid IV gave me singing toilets.

You'll probably die of a disease that could be cured or prevented by an absolutely stupid amount of money you don't have.

Many corporations each spent 10 or 100 times that to make 30-second displays of flickering lights to sell you garbage during a football game.

Please eat arbys for some reason

Time flies when you’re dueling punts.