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New manager bounced before they play us?

But of course.

As per.

19.02.2026 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Mark Wahlberg's 40 Day Challenge"

18.02.2026 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🎡"Because I used to love her, but its Cole Porter now"🎡

18.02.2026 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Seeing as Kenny Everrett is trending on the hellsite, it reminds me of when the BBC refused to allow him the character name "Mary Hinge", but were fine with "Cupid Stunt".

18.02.2026 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Knocks a good 20 minutes off a journey, when you dont have to navigate around Tammy-Lee being driven 100yrds to her school

16.02.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sorry, mcCoist saying Harry Hill is playing for Brighton?

14.02.2026 20:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gerrrin Curtis lad

14.02.2026 20:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

They're the commentary equivalent of a BetFred/Billy Hill's advert

14.02.2026 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Christ, these two on comms are plumbing new, uncharted depths.

14.02.2026 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"But of coursh you are"

etc

14.02.2026 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gilets galore

14.02.2026 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Post on my town's Facebook Curtian Twitchers forum, asking which pubs are showing the Six Nations.

I too, would like the answer to this, so I can actively avoid these boozers like the fucking plague

14.02.2026 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Eddie's in Prescot?

13.02.2026 10:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"Ooo where's me passport? Couldve sworn it was in this bag"

*long queue of passengers behind becoming increasingly murderous

12.02.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"This is your captain speaking. Its currently a balmy 26c in Majorca. And can the couple in row 20 e and f hurry the fuck up and just get your case from overhead and get the fuck off"

12.02.2026 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Apart from those with disabilities and the elderly, I still cannot fathom why it takes some people a fucking lifetime to get off a fucking plane.

12.02.2026 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Have a feeling this is not unrelated

11.02.2026 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Been on and off since the mid '90s

Love it. Always thought NI folk closer to scousers

Everyone hates us, but we dont give a fuck

10.02.2026 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Belfast

10.02.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fucking making up for it now

08.02.2026 18:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Christ, if anybof the last few seasons have shown, if you go at City they're beatable.

We aren't pushing this at all

08.02.2026 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe with the Bore Worms

08.02.2026 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This has shite written all over it

08.02.2026 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pure bloody girl bait

08.02.2026 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Haha

08.02.2026 09:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Paul's new avatar incoming

08.02.2026 09:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wordle 1,694 2/6

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G'wed

07.02.2026 07:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also mentioned this before, but lad was called The Thrush.

Because he was an irritating cunt.

06.02.2026 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Call me old fashioned, but ill put my trust in medical science

05.02.2026 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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