New manager bounced before they play us?
But of course.
As per.
@monkey-nuts.bsky.social
Shite
New manager bounced before they play us?
But of course.
As per.
"Mark Wahlberg's 40 Day Challenge"
18.02.2026 13:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π΅"Because I used to love her, but its Cole Porter now"π΅
18.02.2026 13:32 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Seeing as Kenny Everrett is trending on the hellsite, it reminds me of when the BBC refused to allow him the character name "Mary Hinge", but were fine with "Cupid Stunt".
18.02.2026 12:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Knocks a good 20 minutes off a journey, when you dont have to navigate around Tammy-Lee being driven 100yrds to her school
16.02.2026 18:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Sorry, mcCoist saying Harry Hill is playing for Brighton?
14.02.2026 20:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gerrrin Curtis lad
14.02.2026 20:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They're the commentary equivalent of a BetFred/Billy Hill's advert
14.02.2026 20:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Christ, these two on comms are plumbing new, uncharted depths.
14.02.2026 20:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"But of coursh you are"
etc
Gilets galore
14.02.2026 20:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Post on my town's Facebook Curtian Twitchers forum, asking which pubs are showing the Six Nations.
I too, would like the answer to this, so I can actively avoid these boozers like the fucking plague
Eddie's in Prescot?
13.02.2026 10:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"Ooo where's me passport? Couldve sworn it was in this bag"
*long queue of passengers behind becoming increasingly murderous
"This is your captain speaking. Its currently a balmy 26c in Majorca. And can the couple in row 20 e and f hurry the fuck up and just get your case from overhead and get the fuck off"
12.02.2026 19:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Apart from those with disabilities and the elderly, I still cannot fathom why it takes some people a fucking lifetime to get off a fucking plane.
12.02.2026 18:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Have a feeling this is not unrelated
11.02.2026 14:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Been on and off since the mid '90s
Love it. Always thought NI folk closer to scousers
Everyone hates us, but we dont give a fuck
Belfast
10.02.2026 20:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Fucking making up for it now
08.02.2026 18:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Christ, if anybof the last few seasons have shown, if you go at City they're beatable.
We aren't pushing this at all
Maybe with the Bore Worms
08.02.2026 16:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This has shite written all over it
08.02.2026 15:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pure bloody girl bait
08.02.2026 15:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Haha
08.02.2026 09:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Paul's new avatar incoming
08.02.2026 09:50 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Wordle 1,694 2/6
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G'wed
Also mentioned this before, but lad was called The Thrush.
Because he was an irritating cunt.
Call me old fashioned, but ill put my trust in medical science
05.02.2026 19:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0