Baja Blastoise

Never heard of Manchester but you best believe I’ve seen signs for Lion’s Den since I was a child.

Elaine with Seinfeld with a mouthful of foam

nancy reagan welcoming dick cheney to hell

You love to see it.

YouTube video by Zohran Mamdani for NYC My Message to Muslim New Yorkers — and Everyone Who Calls This City Home.

The dream of every Muslim is simply to be treated the same as any other New Yorker.

And yet, for too long, we have been told to ask for less than that, and endure hatred and bigotry in the shadows.

No more.

I saw the title and immediately thought ‘god dammit, they’ve finally made a rule that says dogs CAN’T play basketball…’

I once referenced ‘slowly shrinking as I transform into a corn cob’ in person and absolutely no one had any idea what I was talking about. I did not explain.

There’s a dad-gum CHEETO in the WHITE HOUSE

This delivered so incredibly because you know it’s genuine. If some machine democrat had come up with such a sick burn, it’d be delivered like a comic with awful stage presence.

Failing upward by way of being constantly boosted (and funded!) by right-wing billionaires is not what I find most objectionable about Bari Weiss. It’s her self-aggrandizing smugness that is so grating. Like.. grifters gonna grift, but don’t act like you’re saving the world.

Gee, I’m starting to think these ICE fellas might not be the most scrupulous folks.

Holy shit lmao

I keep telling Cort we need to find a sitter so we can go see this. Damn!

Yes, because capitalist enterprise never seeks to capture up value share when costs decrease. C’mon, son.

I told my wife that I was surprised he was even here and not at Charlie Kirk’s funeral.

Washington Post? The free speech newspaper?

I’m moving my family to California in less than a week. Nervous.

I feel like there are a handful of other ways it could go down, but yes, that would be pretty fucked.

I feel bad for Coldplay. Just a small band trying to make it big and some folks in the crowd steal all the attention!

I am legitimately surprised by how much attention has been paid to this. But I do get the dunking on these folks. Even if the kiss cam thing hadn’t happened, the hubris required to have an affair in such a public place where someone absolutely could recognize you deserves some comeuppance.

The Supreme Court said you have to be super nice to me and give me little smooches on the forehead.

Feeling sorrow for dead kids in Texas and dead kids in Gaza is morally consistent and correct, actually.

Can’t stop thinking about how incredibly hard this French Revolutionary quote goes. Jean-Paul Marat rocked.

This guy is the future of the left in this country. The old guard of geriatric, consultant-dependent politicians is predictably trying to torch Zohran because he’s so good at this.

Seems bad, imo. Maybe I should start to learn Mandarin.

A family of four at a protest.

It was a family affair at the no kings protest.

Some of my favorite signs from the Kansas City No Kings rally

entire block of crowd control barricades arranged to accommodate a long line of people at security, empty

One block over from the White House: the aspirational security line setup