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helping to make my country Healthy Again by drinking 2 gallons of whole milk per day

all these lines appear in the last 3 minutes of Casablanca:

“the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world”

“here’s looking at you kid”

“we’ll always have paris”

“round up the usual suspects”

“i think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship”

Lost Cause people simultaneously paint slaveowners as 1) noble intellectuals and 2) too stupid to know slavery was bad, while ignoring the massive pile of primary sources proving both things to be false

i think their bagels are overrated and their marketing obnoxious so i will take this as a personal victory

it’s impossible for shakespeare to live up to all the hype, which is to say: shakespeare makes me believe in the impossible

we did the same thing to ilia malinin that we did to simone biles. there’s a serious problem with how we talk about these athletes. we act like the gold medal already belongs to them before the competition starts. it fucks with their heads

i think other cities should bow down to the people of minneapolis for what they did here. i think, at this time, it is the greatest of american cities

heard about this post from somebody on the street. everybody is talking about how good it is

ai? ey i'd like you to shut up !!!!!

fuck the panthers, and not in a fun gay way

he is not actually a wizard. the outfit is a fetish thing. horny

if the democrats were winners they would make this party orthodoxy

bad bunny halftime show did a very good job of threading the needle of "insane to get mad at" and also "will make conservatives insanely mad"

we have let gen z step a little too much into the spotlight and i think we need to crack down on that with no mercy

yeah they are just republicans who want to feel smarter than other republicans

when you visit deep red rural america, you see the “country life” is something they are cosplaying on facebook. they eat at chain restaurants and sit on their ass at home just like everybody else. they don’t watch Kid Rock because he represents their lifestyle. watching Kid Rock is their lifestyle

move over hot girl summer it's crypto winter

most voters are actively afraid of this admin and the democratic party still might manage to lose the midterms

i believe that george russell will be the next formula one champion

as someone who does not live in minneapolis this is humbling to watch. i am in awe of their bravery and resolve

my airpods have a feature that mutes the sound when you speak and it has made me realize how often i sing along to shit

peak acid reflux vibes. real GERD hours. throwing up stomach juice crew

only thomas friedman can deliver this column 10 years into the trump era and genuinely think he is adding something new to the discourse. we love you tommy. please never change

$1m consultant said “spotify wrapped for your cell plan” and a room full of verizon execs started honking like geese

Minnesota's wolf population was estimated at around 2,900 wolves

when he says "vicious animals" i can only assume he is talking about wolves, which are great for the natural environment and rarely dangerous to humans

Coffee is a spice when you think about it

Trump Threatens 200 Percent Tariffs on French Wine France has said it will not join President Trump’s “Board for Peace.” Its agriculture minister described his tariff threat as “blackmail.”

this tariff would make america great again by encouraging wine production in the rust belt

most impressive pass i’ve ever seen

i have never interfered, and *would* never interfere, with a pass during an NFL divisional playoff game

it’s amazing that we still have a good website to visit