Joe Tilleli

Imagine the camera just panned over to this guy

Why on earth wouldn’t you name this dog Carrie Bradpaw?

We’ve been streaming @bloodontheclocktower.com for nearly 2 years, and I’ve finally decided all this footage needs a home.

Also we’re playing live on twitch in one hour!
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This is how they make dittos

Entropy Survivors is $3.49 on Steam buff.ly/yuTLHLL
Deck verified

BOKURA: planet $3.56 buff.ly/gytWadT
Deck playable

I think it might be

Mad as hell because I set aside 8,000 pennies to bring with me to gamestop for midnight release

Idris Elba should be the new Dilbert

Jacob Frey: "I mean, let's call a spade a spade here. I was listening to Kristi Noem speak minutes ago, and it sounded to me like someone that didn't believe a word that they themselves were saying. Let's be straightforward about this: this is not about safety, this is about terrorizing people."

it is getting increasingly difficult to just soldier on and post bullshit like "i'll have the chopped unc salad please" when it's just atrocity after atrocity after atrocity. i hate this timeline

Funniest possible outcome:

In 10-15 years when we get the inevitable reunion series, they lean in confirming all of S5 was a vecna illusion. The last decade of their lives has been a dream. Then they unplug matrix style, revealed to still be kids. The rest plays out with de-aged CGI monstrosities.

i do not want the state to have the authority to kill people! not random mothers driving by! not people the state thinks look like they could commit crimes! not people who we think probably did commit crimes! not people who definitely, absolutely committed crimes! no one!!!

the boy

the hoops some fans are jumping through to cope is reminding me a lot of Indoctrination Theory

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Was asked by Ed Sheeran to explain the difference between a fraternity and sorority

The Upside Down is part of an even bigger Upside Down? Yeah man, of course it is.

How is Nancy able to take out several army guys? Same way my level 17 gunslinger who was humble farmer just 3 in-game months ago can.

Stranger Things season 5 is actually very good when you view it through the lens of a D&D campaign whose story and lore was improvised over many years.

Fallout season 2 is good because walton goggins now has an excuse to say “daddy”every two minutes

sounds about right

Nevermind. I guess all heroes do wear capes.

Not all heroes wear capes. Like Spider-Man. He doesn't wear a cape.

"I simply can't imagine going through life without Cheez-Its"

-The Owner of Cheez-Its

Silksong is a perfect 10/10

Took this in an especially moody bathroom

Ted Sarandos next to a still from Coyote vs. Acme. HEADLINE: Ted Sarandos Re-Cancels ‘Coyote vs. Acme’ to Show He Means Business.

Netflix executive Ted Sarandos is quickly showing he means business by cancelling the highly anticipated Coyote vs. Acme a second time.
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Eleven from Stranger Things

Screenshot of a YouTube video titled “What is in Mountain Dew Baja Blast?”

Nothing good can come from me learning the answer to this question

anyone else get this one?