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The older I get, the more tired I become of the uncurious.

remembering that time that a friend of mine who was a scholar of ancient Assyria and Babylon made me a Soldier token out of clay in the style of art from Nineveh and wrote its stats in cuneiform

You'll pry these Oxford commas out of my cold, dead, third thing hands

THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY HYPE

LETS GOOOOOO!

*clears throat*
*clicks on megaphone*

FUCK. GEN AI.

FUCK GEN AI RIGHT INTO THE SUN.

Even as the self-proclaimed Number 1 Universes Beyond Defender, I think these are valid points to make. Sure, products like the Spider-Man welcome decks and the Final Fantasy starter decks are supposed to get people into standard, but they end up playing commander because it's more casual.

An image of a person looking out a window at the man deciding whether to pull the lever in the trolley problem

nothing is wrong. there is no problem. but you can’t help but think that man outside the trolley window appears to have a lot on his mind.

Paul Saunders rt if you agree

it’s like ‘fortnitification’ — just barely enough to qualify as “criticism” while offering no actual substance to an argument. it’s just become a buzzword.

Just in case someone needs to hear it: You can be the biggest, loudest advocate for gun control. You can and should condemn HOW he died.

Do NOT let anyone make you mourn the passing of a man who said "Your body, MY choice" with his whole fucking chest.

Nothing like taking a comedy writing class to make me realize exactly how much my style of comedy has become influenced by @loadingreadyrun.com

And just to be clear.
You are absolutely not safe.

Can’t wait to see the Omenpaths version of a “Spider Boar Hero” 😂

This is so legitimately fucked. Anyway, based as fuck day to buy some @gamegenic.com products!

Wow, yeah, this is gut-wrenching. Anyway, @gamegenic.com has always been better

Your campaigning for ff9 has been so strong that I'm now playing it as one of my first ff games ever

if you tried, you could probably milk a mini set out of The Guild, but I think it would work better as a Secret Lair full of flip creatures that went from their normal human lives to their online personas!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

My main defense of Universes Beyond is that if we have whole sets where no story has to be written, that's a whole set worth of time the story team can spend double the time on writing the next story.
Now I think I can say that I was right after reading just a bit of the Edge of Eternities story.

Crixizix! The main POV character for the Izzet League in Guildpact with a cool af backstory deserves a card! Plus, izzet goblin!!!

The rest of the elder dragons from Bolas's origins!

OKAY BUT THE FLASH MAKES IT THAT MUCH FUNNIER

With the new pope, I'm curious how long it takes before a deep dish pizza place opens in Rome.

I have at least 9 decks on my desk like this ;-;

Your first commander and most recent commander are now a partner card in March of the Machine! Who are they and what do they do? My first commander was the Ur Dragon and my most recent is Atraxa

Compleated dragons? Firebreathing poison counters? Proliferate equal to the number of dragons you have?

GAY MORNING MAGIC

My playgroup has "finally convinced me" that my Krark the Thumbless and Sakashima of a Thousand Faces clone combo deck is "at least a 3" on the bracket system

What do you watch on YouTube in your free time? Do you have any channels you recommend?

The commander bracket system is great because I now have an excuse to tote around even more commander decks