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I got a genuine laugh out of that! 🤣

I’m still waiting for my real, live master chief.

I personally think it would be very funny if the year that James wasn't able to put together a James Challenges Chat Challenge was the year we set a record for pre-run @desertbus.org donations.

You should make that happen, Chat.

How’s learning to skateboard going for you?

At least you get to do a hilarious ragdoll faceplant, right?

Be the sock puppets you want to see in the world.

Extremely Canadian Voice:

“It’s the ‘No KingS’ protest, we’re allowed to have one!”

😬

Sorry I missed you! I saw the yetee was there, but it was wayyyyyyyyy too crowded for me to stick around after I did a lap.

How can I report back without my phone, James?

Checkmate, atheists.

Holy moly

I cri evertiem

Considering how fast the preorders are selling out, Nintendo should have priced the switch at $1000, Jesus.

My "tuba video game instrumental wednesday evening" playlist is raising a lot of questions answered by my "tuba video game instrumental wednesday evening" playlist.

That’s true for other people, but I must excel at every project simultaneously.

God, I feel this. I’ve just given myself ALL the projects in an attempt to keep the bad brain at bay, but the actual outcome is that I’m so anxious about ~everything~ that I never have the spoons to put focus time into my projects and end up doomscrolling for hours at a time.

Days of Thunder, but Star Wars

I’m not giving you that satisfaction

If it’s cold, my bare feet are in direct contact with the ground, which is more efficiently conducting the heat out of my body than the surrounding air

Why would you put socks on after pants???

If you put the socks on first, the pants slide on over the socks.

If you put pants on first, you have to hike up the legs to get the socks on, and then they get all bunchy when you pull the legs back down.

Yes I am extremely neurotypical, why do you ask?

Welcome to the club!

Happy birthday!

Maple the golden retriever is laying down on a couch, staring longingly at a half-peeled banana being held by Meg. Maple is a drooly dog, and she has strands of drool from her jowls to her mane of fur.

This is Maple. Maple loves bananas. Maple loves bananas so much that she would eat an entire banana peel just for the banana flavour.

I know this because she did this a few weeks ago. The entire banana peel. Not a strip. The whole thing.

Upshot: Apple wallet doesn’t require unlocking.

Also: helllllllll naw

I had planned to go gun wizard, but it turns out that wands are dope, so I’m a wizard wizard

What classes / loadouts are you both playing?