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@benasterisk.bsky.social

Dad, autism advocate, artist, musician, standup comedian, software developer, writer, animal lover, bemused pop culture tourist. To wildly varying degrees of competence and enthusiasm at any given moment.

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Having to explain the very concept of a film strip has finally made me feel like a museum piece

24.02.2026 14:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ohhh, interesting - good to know

23.02.2026 23:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's about time this discussion toque the front seat.

23.02.2026 23:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The ratchetting sound when the head comes back on is simultaneously satisfying yet unsettling.

Need to ask the Germans if they've come up with a word for that.

23.02.2026 22:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Casualties?

23.02.2026 20:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's WUTHERIN' time!

23.02.2026 19:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"I hope you realize this going to seriously eat into your retainer"

I know. Say it.

"Sigh. Iiii am the Laaawyer of Divorce Fuuuuuture!"

23.02.2026 18:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Surely that's a SPECTRUM shadow.

23.02.2026 17:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Too many of these people gone. Sorry to be maudlin.

...not Sammy Maudlin, just to be clear.

23.02.2026 08:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Or at least my superhero identity

23.02.2026 03:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oooo - considering changing my surname to "Strawman" now

23.02.2026 03:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey I have this exact shirt from when they played here ages ago.

23.02.2026 02:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Confirmed

22.02.2026 23:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Some Abbey Birthday Cake for you

22.02.2026 17:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just think of how much more refreshed for studying you'd be if you watched an odd movie and then posted about it

22.02.2026 17:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hold on there, slick.
How do we know THIS TIME you're on the level?

22.02.2026 17:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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No, Buddha - you must LET GO of Eggo.

22.02.2026 17:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Don't tell me what to do"

22.02.2026 00:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"There, the final piece I needed for the patchwork quilt commemorating our shipwreck!
Were you aware I'm also known as Skull the Sewer?"

Yes I was, but with a different pronunciation.

21.02.2026 19:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I can't imagine anyone following COC won't get the reference, but just in case...

21.02.2026 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooooo - used to get that every winter for a few years as a kid. Drafty house. Sympathies - that rattle is no fun

21.02.2026 03:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Characters from two different franchises who would be friends.
Or maybe not

21.02.2026 00:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't think we were ever shown a movie in class.
Just blurry Nova specials or The Nature of Things.
I recall suggesting "I, Claudius" but was nixed.

They had Popeye the musical in the gym once, but I think that was on a weekend.

20.02.2026 17:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Used for detecting gold in sand *somehow* during the Gold Rush. I picture it kind of like panning - mix the sand and water, shake vigorously, heavier gold should settle at the bottom?

And yeah, why it became a swear is still a mystery to me.

20.02.2026 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Never stop

19.02.2026 22:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Apparently a horn spoon was a prospecting tool during the California gold rush used to test sand for gold.
"By the great horn spoon" was a 19th century swear replacement.
It regained some popularity after this Fleischman book about 12 y.o. and his English butler was published in 1963

19.02.2026 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

An imperfect not-circle.

19.02.2026 19:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thats superb, thank you

Kind of inspirational, honestly

19.02.2026 17:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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