Joey Keogh

May all your trains be crazy

I bet he’s texting Christopher McQuarrie

He is obviously evil, yes, but he is crucially also the biggest mark of all time. He once thought Vince McMahon was dead because he saw his limousine explode on Monday Night Raw.

Is that what London is like

During a debate titled "One Christian vs. Twenty Atheists," Jordan Peterson loses by forgetting what side he’s on

Review: Maurice O’Carroll’s ‘Swing Bout’ Review: Maurice O’Carroll’s ‘Swing Bout’ | Vague Visages

New by @joeykeogh.bsky.social • Review: Maurice O’Carroll’s ‘Swing Bout’ #SwingBout

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Review: Alexis Langlois' 'Queens of Drama' Review: Alexis Langlois' 'Queens of Drama' | Vague Visages

New by @joeykeogh.bsky.social • Review: Alexis Langlois’ ‘Queens of Drama’ #QueensOfDrama

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Too Terrified to Log Off: 10 Years Later, 'Unfriended' Is Still Ruthlessly Effective Too Terrified to Log Off: 10 Years Later, 'Unfriended' Is Still Ruthlessly Effective | Vague Visages

New by Joey Keogh (@joeykeogh.bsky.social) • Too Terrified to Log Off: 10 Years Later, ‘Unfriended’ Is Still Ruthlessly Effective

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This thread did not disappoint! I'll never forgive them for putting you off Rocky Horror haha.

That "Dance Monkey" shite oh my god I worked in an office around the time of its release and heard it about 200 times a day.

Junk Sec is a Platform shooter, #survivalhorror game coming to PC on Itch and Steam in the future!

Wishlist this sucker here:
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#pixelart #gamedev

Trump's hardline followers hold two central tenets above all others:

1. Any speech in favor of Palestine is illegal and should get you deported because we must blindly support Israel at all cost

2. Jews will not replace us, heil Hitler

Feels like someone in the press could point this out?

blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office

“The Democratic Party is an exhausted and empty shell, a corpse sucked to the very edge of death by moneyed donors, a pale jumble of consulting firms trying to sell unflavored broth at the Gumbo Festival.”

Still a CHOON.

Nothing will ever match how unhinged Ireland became during the Celtic Tiger and DJ Mark McCabe's Maniac 2000 is perfectly emblematic of it. May God and Satan have mercy on our poor misguided souls. We didn't know what was coming

Reposting for the evening crowd..

This image should be printed on postcards and mailed to every Democratic legislator in Washington

Once a day, all year

There's been so much publicity about the now-Oscar-winning doc No Other Land being unable to find a U.S. distributor (which is appalling) that some people may not realize it's currently on 100 screens here. In Manhattan you can see it at Film Forum; in Brooklyn it's at Alamo Drafthouse.

An dusty, industrial looking control panel in a wall. There are two big white square buttons on it. The one on the left has a red border and the letter 'i' touching the bottom, representing a person stuck to the ground (the dot of the i being their head). The 2nd button also has a red border, but inside the button is an upside down stickman figure, arms and legs spread out. To indicate this person is floating around helplessly in zero-gravity.

You know who should've won an Oscar last night? The person who designed the little 'Gravity on / off' buttons in Alien Romulus.

Gov. Mills: I’ll comply with the state and federal laws

Trump: We are the federal law. You better do it because you’re not going to get any federal funds.

Gov Mills: See you in court

Our politics seem confusing in America but if you just imagine us as a nation of chiropractors it becomes really clear

The Child Catcher thinks government rules on catching children have failed and there are too many children

I don't care how "hilarious" you think that AI imagery of Musk and/or Trump is, it's the tool of the enemy, stop using it

The Future Of 'Sesame Street' Hangs In The Balance. Its Core Audience Might Not Care. The news that Max has ended its partnership with the iconic series raises questions about whether the show really abandoned its mission years ago.

As I am back on the job hunt (and, in the meantime, the freelance work hunt), I'm dropping a thread of some of my proudest work here for consideration. Contact info and journalism portfolio are both linked in my bio. www.huffpost.com/entry/future...

i am 100% of the belief that simply forcing take-writers to answer the question "who specifically said this and why are they significant" would result in substantially fewer bad takes circulating in the world

Great thread about learning

‘Sirens Call’ Review: A Radical Film Combining Merfolk Mythology and Political Documentary Miri Ian Gossing and Lina Sieckmann’s feature debut 'Siren's Call' walks a fine line between fiction and reality.

The best film I’ve seen at #Berlinale2025: “Sirens Call” takes radical narrative and aesthetic form. Merfolk fantasy gives way to political documentary about community, dysphoria, and the politicization of bodies in modern America. A boundary-pushing work. variety.com/2025/film/re...

Oh good! And if it makes you feel any better, I did nothing for mine either haha.