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hot take and maybe it's just my ocd talking but if you use your phone on the toilet without ever sanitising it afterwards i'm genuinely terrified of you. sit there and read the ingredients of a shampoo bottle like god intended

just bought concert tickets solely for the opener and not the main act for the first time ever

thank u !!! 💛

had the sad realisation that tomato soup makes me ill 😞

if i hear that fuckass away with the fairies song one more time

23's A Baby

i'm 23 !!! open.spotify.com/track/7KMRvl...

the fact that even i don't get emails from them is absolutely hilarious

my mum just informed me that she apparently still receives emails from dan and phil ten whole years after buying me their merch when i was a teenager

watching margaret qualley thirst traps on company time 😊

got seats for 50 quid each WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

like i'm not shelling out over 200 quid on tickets at a venue i've never spent more than like 40 at LMAO

we've been trying to get marina tickets for the past two days bc my little sibling really wants to go but standing is 14+ only and seats were over 100 QUID for some reason even tho standing was over half that. and also. it's literally only at the O2 academy??? 2500 capacity????? be so serious rn

ACNH UPDATE??????

urgh the dream samia's 23's a baby can't come soon enough 😭😭😭

it's amazing!!! and i've never had an m&s meal deal but i'll def need to try that wrap sometime

i need to try one of those bc i got a branded one from sainsbury's a while back and it tasted awful 😭 also tesco's spicy bean wrap is SO good

samia and i sang honey to each other my life has peaked

samia tomororow samia tomorrow samia tkmorrow samia tomorrow samia rotmrowmwn samianSAMIATOMROROWWWWW

so glad i randomly remembered to check if tickets were available whilst sat at my work desk because tickets sold out FAAASTTTT

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edaabp listening party BOOKED 💛

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feel like this rn ❤️

the seminars were always the worst part 😭😭

urgh my american modernism module felt like this every single second 😭

SAMIA WEEK!!!!!!!!

trying to watch a dan and phil video but my tv keeps changing itself over from youtube to strictly come dancing on bbc1 this is homophobic

the butch in jade's lip service visualiser 👀👀👀👀

ugh

since this they have also drank out of an empty yogurt pot and the lid from a milk carton

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anna got glasses

left the jade concert and came online to find out phan is confirmed