Becky, Writer of Sexy Bad Decisions

Skinny little elf booty. Her husband, on the other hand...

No!

Holy crap, send every North American to Europe for a while and embed them in the community when they're young, I swear.

I got over my American body shame in the saunas. Like, nobody cares, it's a body.

I mean, I have this exact rant, so I don't mind at all.

The Bryan Adams Radio Show is pretty good Sunday evening listening. I love Canada.

Long Covid kicking my ass so 3 today. But I have a general tendency toward 7 (politics) and 5 (my usual gremlin self).

Hello, Lucanis and Spite!

I know, it's driving me nuts. We can make all the "deals" in the world, he won't abide by them. I don't even like Mark Carney but his strategy to seek out other strategic alliances instead is solid. Canadian businesses need to follow his lead.

"Lucanis can't be demi, Lucanis can't be bi/pan," oh shaddup, people.

If you can't love a fictional character (one that you can date and who is demi but not sex-repulsed so yes you can bang him anyway) unless he's Mr. Straight Alpha Sex God Man, you need more imagination.

Oh my, how does she feel about... Teia Cantori?

Teia Cantori, wearing a brief scarlet slip and looking rather angry, is straddling Viago de Riva, pressing a dagger to his throat. She has knocked him to the floor and he looks startled about the fact.

The Casino Job, my "How they Met" Viago and Teia story, is now complete! Thanks again Nanacchi_Art for the gorgeous cover art! #DragonAge #ViagoDeRiva #TeiaCantori

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Is she House Balazar of the Crows?

I mean, we got him at the second-hand store. Original instructions not available. ;)

I loved my 40s, they're super rad, I promise.

Stray Cat Alley #5

A fluffy brown tabby napping in a cat tree cubby. He is upside-down with his tail half out and legs splaying in random directions.

This cat is assembled incorrectly.

C! I was almost all rogues, all the time but I didn't like melee rogue in Inquisition so I switched to mage.

The vallaslin look amazing!

Teia Cantori, wearing a brief scarlet slip and looking rather angry, is straddling Viago de Riva, pressing a dagger to his throat. She has knocked him to the floor and he looks startled about the fact.

The Casino Job, my "How they Met" Viago and Teia story, is now complete! Thanks again Nanacchi_Art for the gorgeous cover art! #DragonAge #ViagoDeRiva #TeiaCantori

archiveofourown.org/works/791638...

When I saw the headline I was hoping he did that, then I clicked through and was so pleased.

I'm don't think he could have done any better with that prompt. Hilarious!

YouTube video by BellBivDeVoeVEVO Bell Biv DeVoe - Poison (Official Music Video)

Thinking of this vibe got my '90s ass stuck in Bell Biv DeVoe.

youtu.be/hgnhVcyLy1I?...

Ooh, I've been looking at that! Thanks for the mini-review!

Only the worst people are into AI. Glad I haven't had an Xbox since the 360.

You'd best respect the First Talon or you just might be facing down his wife, the Godslayer, Viago de Riva's least favourite protegee. :D

I <3 my bi 4 bi Rookanis couple. She's the "HE SAID NO PICKLES" spouse. :D

I AM a little bitey. :D

Me before earning Crow's Tenacity: Lucanis is such a lovely, lowkey bisexual man.

Me after earning Crow's Tenacity: Lucanis is such a lovely, flamboyantly bisexual man.

Strawberry & Creme Bar Smooth, swirly, and packed with passion. Easy to adore, impossible to ignore. Loves loudly, overthinks everything, demands smooches every time you blink. Care Instructions: * Handle with priority. They get jealous but will NEVER admit it out loud. * Call them cute. Frequently. Or pay the price. * Requires frequent love bombs. Texts count. Emojis count double. * Will bite, will not be sorry.

Oh nooooo (It's kinda true tho', fortunately my sweetie is also codependent.)

your favorite crow’s favorite crow or something like that

#datv #teiacantori #dragonage