Phasmatic

Just in the military, so far

Cute horse!
Is she doing Hunter stuff?

a) The president can't unilaterally federalize DC; Congress would need to repeal the Home Rule Act. Have fun trying to convince the parliamentarian that this doesn't actually require 60 votes in the Senate
b) Statehood please

Every reputable expert I know considers mRNA vaccine technology to be one of the most revolutionary advances in medicine in our lifetimes. Its inventors won the Nobel Prize in 2023. Shutting it down now is pointless self-harm to humanity.

From Moderna's site, some of the mRNA vaccines they're working on, that don't exist:
various cancers, Lyme disease, norovirus, cystic fibrosis, HIV, mpox
This is a technology 30 years in the making, one of the biggest science breakthroughs in a generation. Ending funding is a travesty.

Jesus fucking christ. The Covid vaccine was the only good thing to get done by the Trump admin, and they saved millions of people. Now we trash it because RFK.

35% of American people are shitty people who will always prefer the worst choice available. It’s Trump’s floor of support. If there was a shittier choice available, they’d choose that.

Basically, the Werner Twertzog quote is true.

Leave it to Trump to kill the job-creating American industries of the future.

Beautiful. Did you get them before the seeds got woody?

The feds are running a shakedown operation at this point. Weren’t these factors specifically allowed by SCOTUS after striking down affirmative action?

Have you heard teslas board just gave him another 30 billion for all the success he has been having making America great again?

Someone important must have stock in the nuclear moon reactor company.

There’s a free plane that’s not gonna renovate itself.

White House Orders NASA to Destroy Important Satellite The White House has instructed NASA employees to destroy two major, climate change-focused satellite missions.

The White House has instructed NASA to terminate two major, climate change-focused satellite missions. They've been collecting widely-used data, providing both oil and gas companies and farmers with detailed information about the distribution of carbon dioxide and how it can affect crop health.

This Is a Long awaited and badly needed distraction from the Epstein scandal.

He should try asking ChatGPT what he should do.

I’m sure FIFA can secure a World Cup visa holiday with an adequately impressive contribution to a PAC or the Trump Library fund.

This guy just said out loud that the whole point of what the Republicans are doing in Texas is to win Congress.

…and make everyone else think you’re stupid.

But did this anti-establishment pav the way for Reagan to come along and convert all these folks to Rs with his anti-government rhetoric?

Montresor approves this skeet.

Aksum!

Any relation to Senator John Kennedy of Louisiana?

For the love of God stop and take some time to objectively consider the consequences of what you're about to do. Failing that:

I will come back to haunt any motherfucker that does this to me after I’m gone.

I don’t mean poltergeist shit either, I’ll go full Amityville.

He did get the “doughy“ pet right.

At 4pm you can launch what’s left of your journalistic career into the fucking sun. NO ONE wants to see this.