Phasmatic

Devastating— “I’m afraid for my parents to leave the house. They treat us like dogs because of the color of our skin. I shouldn’t be scared, I should be focusing on school.”

A 16yo American living in fear of the Trump regime’s ICE goons terrorizing brown people pleads for help.

You’re killing me. Been way too long since I was in NM last.

Walmart knows how to play the game.

Trump said people would lose 200%, so he had to make the math work

That's it, my libido is gone forever.

He was right next to Miller, who might have knifed him from behind?

Look close and there’s a bumper sticker: Ass, Ka$h, or Grass, nobody flies for free!

First draft said “fat chicks”…

🚨 CNBC: "Announced corporate job cuts surging past 1 million so far this year, with 153,000 new layoffs just in October according to Challenger. That is the worst October since 2003."

I feel like they could have just shot him in the face with a pepper ball for being New Mexican.

"Let's starve the poor because the democrats won't let us kick them off healthcare."

[Didn't work]

"Let's make Thanksgiving air travel even WORSE so the Democrats will let us kick poors off their healthcare"

These guys are geniuses.

Wait, if everyone did this, how would the fossil fuel companies make any money?

"Thank you for your attention to this matter" like a total tryhard.

Wow, cops were totally professional with this guy.

Wonder if he's extended the same professionalism to the people whose lives he's been destroying.

You're not MY mayor!

(...but that's an accident of geography. Do great things!)

Bill Ackman broke this ground several hours ago

pwn is a portmanteau of "publicly own" actually

Pies are not "Side Dishes" Jerry.

My gray guy walked out of his top-shelf kennel at the shelter directly onto my shoulders. 12 years on, he still does it. Hard to believe.

Maybe not but he did just give Cuomo the Heisman.

a man with a beard says that 's a name i ve not heard in a long time ALT: a man with a beard says that 's a name i ve not heard in a long time

John Rocker?

Ain’t no mystery why they fund republicans’ campaigns. Weren’t they caught funding sheriffs’ and judges’ campaigns a few years ago?

4K video?

Is that hash browns rancheros? Omfg

I hope it’s a colonoscopy.

"The 19th Hole"

IDK what she's up to, but it's not good.

The Transportation Secretary will get armed security and go for a ride.