Me soaking up as many memes as possible before I go off socials
04.03.2025 23:42 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@hanalyst.bsky.social
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Me soaking up as many memes as possible before I go off socials
04.03.2025 23:42 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What I’m saying is, who wants to eat a hunk of tomato by itself?
14.02.2025 20:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Y’all find tomato in tacos so horrifying but please explain this. Is this a salad?
14.02.2025 19:04 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Punxsatawney Phil Confirms Six More Weeks of January
02.02.2025 19:08 — 👍 63 🔁 2 💬 6 📌 2He’s a demolition contractor
21.12.2024 00:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0In Florida at my dad’s work Christmas party, AMA
21.12.2024 00:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0what if we live in different countries, does that matter
09.12.2024 16:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0the viral TikTok mac n cheese recipe, man
06.12.2024 21:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0December Fridays be like “How will I have time to get four projects finished and also grate five pounds of cheese?”
06.12.2024 18:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You already are 🥰
05.12.2024 18:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Relieved to learn that the actor voicing the Latino polar bear is actually Latino.
05.12.2024 18:09 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Just realized that my brother-in-law looks kind of like a white Andrew Tate and I fear this may ruin Christmas
04.12.2024 01:13 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0But why did they call him Hot Frosty and not Jock Frost
30.11.2024 22:40 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Don’t forget, this is the last day to get embarrassing songs out of your Spotify Wrapped!
30.11.2024 21:35 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thanksgiving is a time for hard family conversations
28.11.2024 23:04 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0[told I’m needed to fulfill an ancient prophecy] What’s the latest possible deadline?
18.11.2024 23:04 — 👍 1554 🔁 295 💬 33 📌 12but have you considered being a part-tiiiiiiiiiime model?
20.11.2024 02:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you work with someone who thinks every single thing is a crisis you do not, I repeat, do NOT need to match their freak
19.11.2024 17:05 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0