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Hannah Rose

@hanalyst.bsky.social

Writes about friends, Florida, bodies, and church. ———————————————————— If it’s the beaches’ sands you want then you shell have them. deareveryone.com

327 Followers  |  132 Following  |  19 Posts  |  Joined: 07.08.2023  |  1.6527

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Me soaking up as many memes as possible before I go off socials

04.03.2025 23:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What I’m saying is, who wants to eat a hunk of tomato by itself?

14.02.2025 20:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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Y’all find tomato in tacos so horrifying but please explain this. Is this a salad?

14.02.2025 19:04 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Punxsatawney Phil Confirms Six More Weeks of January

02.02.2025 19:08 — 👍 63    🔁 2    💬 6    📌 2
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22.01.2025 21:00 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He’s a demolition contractor

21.12.2024 00:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

In Florida at my dad’s work Christmas party, AMA

21.12.2024 00:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

what if we live in different countries, does that matter

09.12.2024 16:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the viral TikTok mac n cheese recipe, man

06.12.2024 21:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

December Fridays be like “How will I have time to get four projects finished and also grate five pounds of cheese?”

06.12.2024 18:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You already are 🥰

05.12.2024 18:31 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Relieved to learn that the actor voicing the Latino polar bear is actually Latino.

05.12.2024 18:09 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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04.12.2024 01:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just realized that my brother-in-law looks kind of like a white Andrew Tate and I fear this may ruin Christmas

04.12.2024 01:13 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

But why did they call him Hot Frosty and not Jock Frost

30.11.2024 22:40 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Don’t forget, this is the last day to get embarrassing songs out of your Spotify Wrapped!

30.11.2024 21:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Thanksgiving is a time for hard family conversations

28.11.2024 23:04 — 👍 10    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

[told I’m needed to fulfill an ancient prophecy] What’s the latest possible deadline?

18.11.2024 23:04 — 👍 1554    🔁 295    💬 33    📌 12

but have you considered being a part-tiiiiiiiiiime model?

20.11.2024 02:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you work with someone who thinks every single thing is a crisis you do not, I repeat, do NOT need to match their freak

19.11.2024 17:05 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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