three gremlins

a black tuxedo cat crouches in a tool closet next to a drill, looking like an idiot. he's asking if you think he's a tool

am tool?

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This one is now private.

Here’s another one:

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if u can't climb the pole, take it with you

funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread

Last month, Sen. Deb Fischer's (R-NE) husband refused to shake the Vice President's hand.

Yesterday, he tried to shake Doug Emhoff's hand. The Second Gentleman replied: "Why would you try to shake my hand when you wouldn’t shake my wife’s hand?”

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where is your security guard to open the door??

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good morning from nico!

a fluffy white cat with his tongue hanging out sits in a box that says "farm fresh christmas tree farm". a tuxedo cat stands behind him, seemingly waiting in line for the box.

wait your turn

a torbie cat is loafing underneath a newly decorated christmas tree. she hasn't realized that the hoomans have put up the best cat toy ever.

every year the hoomans think the tree is safe from us

what awful stuff. blocked

happy holidays to you too!

oh god i can't unsee that

those eyes! so green!!

👁👁

exactly! i think they were fighting an hour earlier.

i see what you did there

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a torbie cat and a tuxedo cat are snuggling. the torbie looks blissful while the tuxedo looks like he's suffering an indignity.

i swear they barely tolerate each other

A ridiculous tuxedo cat rages silently in his new Christmas scratching bed, absolutely disgusted that he has been proven to be an actual cat and not a serious little man in a suit

Look how angry he is that he likes the new bed

Happening now at Washington Square Park: A United Healthcare CEO shooter lookalike competition, including people who intentionally and unintentionally dressed the part.

omgggg the chattering at the birds

tree gremlin!

he was magnificent

a tuxedo cat sitting in the middle of a christmas wreath, like an idiot

the cat trap is working, christmas wreath edition

a tuxedo cat sitting in the middle of a christmas wreath like an idiot

Nico in a christmas wreath

so comfy!

yes, I'm sure he thinks so!

a tuxedo cat is blepping, staring at the ceiling at a laser light display. he looks like an idiot

here's nico staring at the lights like a doofus