A Frockwork Orange

Winds Suck Dicks

someone waited their ENTIRE LIFE to write that headline...

color-coded thermal image of a dog

I am currently enjoying this image (infrared_dog.jpg) I found on Wikipedia.

Look, now that we're trying for real consequences for the Epstein files, maybe we should also take another look at the Panama Papers

It is time
it has been far too long
we are returning to an earlier time
so you must also return, pay your respects to

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The summer I turned schnitty. Is this anything?

A calico cat, head down, sniffing a large white feather at her feet

A calico cat, now sitting up looking at the camera, her mouth slightly open displaying some upper and lower teeth, nostrils flared, eyes a little closed. She’s doing something called a Flehman Response, inhaling through a vomeronasal organ an extra organ for smell that’s particularly good at picking up some chemicals, hormones, pheromones etc. To humans, it reads like a lot like a look of disgust

Gave my indoor cat a feather from outside to smell and she huffed it so much she did the stank face, I love the stank face

BREAKING: The Supreme Court announces BALATRO DLC FEATURING CHARACTERS FROM THE INSANE CLOWN POSSE UNIVERSE with projected retail price of 45 USD$

TYPICAL OAF: I would like to watch "Beavis and Butt-Head."

ME: I would like to watch "Genius and Smart-Head."

transsexual women love magic the gathering because it fulfills the fantasy of one day being able to own land

Guy walking past me in the city with big headphones on? Normal. Guy walking past me with big gamer headphones on, little mic flipped down near his mouth, led lights illuminated? That’s a specific type of guy

some of you are looksmaxxing when you need to be booksmaxxing

It’s so okay, the most okay.

Your AIs are malware and we don’t fucking want them

Robert Duvall, Apocalypse Now and Godfather star, dies aged 95 From the classic To Kill a Mockingbird to blockbuster Gone in 60 Seconds, the Oscar-winning actor’s films spanned a remarkable range

An absolute great.

www.theguardian.com/film/2026/fe...

hey,HEY!!

BAGEL SHOP GUY: Stella! Haven’t seen you in forever! Where you been?
ME: Ah, I got diagnosed with celiac disease.
BAGEL SHOP GUY: Ohh.
ME: Yeah I can’t eat anything you make in there.
BAGEL SHOP GUY: *thinking hard* You could eat the spread.
ME: On…what?
BAGEL SHOP GUY: Not my problem

Like Liam Neeson, they seem like genuinely funny fun guys who have a 9-5 action movie job.

PANEL 1: MATTIE, standing outside a building that has a huge glowing eyeball affixed to the door. A GUY leans out the window. MATTIE: EXCUSE ME? GUY: Yeah? PANEL 2: Closer in on the GUY and the eyeball. He gestures a thumb at it. MATTIE (VO): What's with the big eyeball? GUY: A wizard sold me that – it watches every single thing that goes on and tells me! GUY: I think the wizard can see it too. I guess. He wasn't clear on that. PANEL 3: The first shot again. The EYEBALL speaks. The GUY shrugs. MATTIE spreads her arms wide. EYEBALL: ANGRY WOMAN OUTSIDE MATTIE: Isn't that a violation of the social contract? GUY: I guess so! PANEL 4: Close in on the GUY. He holds up a scroll that says "Special" in ornate script. GUY: No, no. Wizard also sold me an exception to that. EYEBALL (VO): WOMAN MEAT GOOD FOR SPELL COMPONENTS

what’s with the eyeball | patreon.com/lubchansky

Subscribing to the Kill James Bond patreon was my best purchase/investment of last year. Sub to @killjamesbond.bsky.social IMHO

The angles? Dutch
The job? Italian

Solicitor with ‘fear of heights’ sues Qld for $73b over upstairs courtroom He stated he was required to appear in a courtroom higher than the ground floor and, as a result of his acrophobia, he had pleaded guilty under duress.

The real treasure is this one “Federal Court Justice Timothy McEvoy described Praljak’s claims as “untenable”. McEvoy stated Praljak’s case relied solely on an affidavit that was more than 1271 pages long and was “comprised largely of material which is not apparently relevant”

Lawyer sentenced to 18 months probation for stalking law student Gold Coast lawyer Adrian Praljak has been found guilty in a Queensland court after sending an array of threatening emails and text messages to a law student over the course of almost two years

Going further down the rabbit hole. Found some news article results for this lawyer.

Screenshot of email forward. - saying “She sent me about 10 emails do you want all of them.” Subject: FW: EXTREMELY URGENT: NEW SUBMISSIONS & FORMAL COMPLAINTS; TO Dr Nikola Stepanov (PhD) Queensland Integrity Commissioner & The Hon Ronald Sackville AO QC, The Royal Commission into Violence, Abuse, Neglect and Exploitation of People with Disability. -... Date: Tue, 10 Mar 2020 13:12:40 +0000 Importance: Normal Inline-Images: image003.jpg She sent me about 10 emails do you want all of them. From: Adrian Praljak < Sent: Monday, March 9, 2020 10:29 PM To: Cc: Adrian Praljak < Subject: Fwd: EXTREMELY URGENT: NEW SUBMISSIONS & FORMAL COMPLAINTS; TO Dr Nikola Stepanov (PhD) Queensland Integrity Commissioner & The Hon Ronald Sackville AO QC, The Royal Commission into Violence, Abuse, Neglect and Exploitation of People with Disability. -... United States v. Jeffrey Epstein, 19 Cr. 490 (RMB)

Plugged my hometown into the Epstein files search and found the resume of a local lawyer, plugged his named back into the search and found some truly wild emails that appear mostly to have Epstein CC’d in. And one appears to be a fwd complaining about the emails

Steve Jobs had the most treatable form of pancreatic cancer around and he refused conventional treatments which he admitted at the time of his death cost him is life. I'm BEGGING you not to use celebrities who only reveal tiny bits of their medical diagnosis to make a larger point about society

My favorite exchange on Twitter in the history of the site

feels like i should re-post this every few weeks

One thing that astonishes me about the Herzog visit is that Israel has murdered more journalists than any other state in the 21st century, and he hasn’t faced a single question about this (to my knowledge) from the Australian media

it’s so cool how alpha male posting culture found a way to bring back disordered eating but just for the fellas

A free and fun way to start your day in a good mood is having an Irish station master warn you the next train is a “tree car”