Alyssa

Crazy how alcohol makes you drunk

What the fuck is lemon8

Can we stop saying bruh now and go back to saying bro? I'm really really tired of bruh

thinking about getting into one direction ???

What if I got a neck tattoo

if I get an exciting macaron chestnut cocoa lafufu do I gain or lose aura points ?

Reducing my children's screen time (putting birdseed by the screen door)

Umm hop off my dick??

Google says that magenta is a purplish-red color girl are you crazy?? Purplish-red??

Locking in 😤💪

does anyone want to form an alliance

I've been really getting into fresh air lately

instagram should have a closer friends story

We really need to upgrade the national anthem bc what the fuck is a rampart

you know it's a good sandwich when gasping for air between bites

I'm so damn tired of polyester

@traderjoes hey girl! why is there a bottle cap inside my coffee creamer

thinking about gravity or whatever

every time a cop uses their weewoo lights just to avoid waiting at an intersection I want to scream and slam my face into the steering wheel

if you keep it to about it an hour it's the same amount of time a TV episode or two takes so it's time you'd be vegging out anyway? that's how I see it at least

am I allowed to say that I find Pepto bismol to be very tasty

wish spirit halloween had a produce section

One must imagine Sisyphus giving the boulder little smooches. Step, smooch, step, smooch

I feel like yodelling isn't that hard

do yourself a favor and get some blue diamond no sugar added chocolate almond milk you'll thank me

i had the most awful dream that the wiggles never existed and I was the only one that remembered so I had to do a yesterday (2019)

zucchini wants to be cucumber sooo bad and cucumber knows she's a bad bitch but would never mock zucchini about not being as cool as her

People love to eat 😂