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Thank you, New York City. Together we made history.

Now let’s get to work.

transition2025.com

2 panel meme. Top panel: Guy in a military outfit including a gas mask riding on the front of a motorized something or other, a tank perhaps, with a long gun barrel sticking out. He's looking at the camera, turned around from the direction of travel. Overlaid text reads, "hey friend listen, I know the world is scary right now but" Bottom panel: It's a zoom in on the eyes in the gas mask. The original meme says, "it's about to get much worse" or something like that. This version is subverted where that text is removed and "the future is unknowable and will be determined by how hard we fight now for a loving world" is inserted.

TOMORROW BELONGS TO US

Congratulations to all the Democratic candidates who won tonight. It’s a reminder that when we come together around strong, forward-looking leaders who care about the issues that matter, we can win. We’ve still got plenty of work to do, but the future looks a little bit brighter.

you can win without billionaires supporting you

you can win without party leadership endorsing you

you can win unapologetically standing with every persecuted minority pundits say are too politically toxic to touch

we could do everything about this process differently if we wanted to

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani (D) elected mayor of New York City - DDHQ projection

BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani is projected to win the New York City Mayoral election, reports @decisiondeskhq.bsky.social

The choice is clear as day: Trump and Musk for Cuomo vs. our campaign for change.

the mainstream taking betting and gambling companies as seriously as journalism is one of the greatest evils of modern society

Zohran, the Sickos Guy, and Tim Onion.

One last time: Every time I post it he goes up five more points.

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Zohran kneeling, smiling and giving the thumbs up, next to a chalking on the sidewalk that says "Have You Voted Today" and "Make History, Vote Zohran, Nov. 4, 6am to 9pm"

Well have you?

If not, here's where: zohranfornyc.com/vote

Squidward meme with a pin/button on his shirt but it reads: “I’m not ignoring you, i’m just really busy and if i don’t use my few free hours for myself instead of responding to everyone i will straight up lose my sanity”

This perfectly describes me…idk how i feel about being called out.

Trump Defends Demolition Of Yggdrasil, Ancient Tree Of Life WASHINGTON—Claiming that the sacred ash tree had outlived its usefulness and needed to be updated, President Donald Trump made remarks Monday defending his demolition of Yggdrasil, the ancient tree of...

Trump Defends Demolition Of Yggdrasil, Ancient Tree Of Life

Sailor Mars shopping-cart surfing with the caption: if you see someone stealing food, no you didn't.

Hey.

I’m not going to take the turkey out of the freezer until it’s defrosted.

What a farce. It used to be “don’t buy avocado toast for lunch every day or you’ll never afford a house.” Now the economy is so bad it’s “don’t buy *a single pastry* once per week or you’ll end up homeless”

I love how Rep. Joe Neguse reframed this question.

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

DOJ Indicts Congressional Candidate Amid Threats to Arrest Dems Over ICE Accountability Efforts Read more here.

Donald Trump is weaponizing the Department of Justice against his political opponents. This is just the latest example. Everyone who cares about democracy and the rule of law needs to speak out loudly and clearly that this is wrong. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...

wow you're telling me kat is smart enough to not discuss ongoing criminal litigation

Absolute Batman beating up a corrupt cop in the latest comic 🦇

“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten

You should be able to do October all over again if the vibes were off

I legitimately didn't know they were competing with Steam and it's crazy to me that they burnt so much money on what sounds like something with very little (or wildly misguided) market research.

"I don't wanna be that guy but"
then don't.
delete your comment.
go look at a bird instead.

Cost to fund SNAP and keep 42 million people from starving:

$100 billion

Cost of lost revenue due to tax cuts for the richest Americans in the top 1%:

$100 billion

One is decried as "welfare." One is not.

Why?

Remember: The richest 1% evade over $160 billion in taxes every year.

That amount would fund SNAP for a year with money to spare.

Ask yourself who the real freeloaders are.

‘Special thanks’ is for people’s dogs and cats. Not for people who spent five years of their lives actively developing a videogame for you

no joke: this line of attack is racist.

MANY people from MANY cultural backgrounds use “auntie” and “uncle” for older relatives and even close family friends.

the NYP knows this. this is just bad faith racist bullshit parading as cultural ignorance.